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By Embarrassing af - 16/08/2023 07:10
Today, after an amazing night of sex at a hotel room for our one year anniversary, my boyfriend shook me awake in the middle of the night, told me it was over, and basically threw me out of the room with my overnight bag. Apparently, I “fart too much, and snore like a broken car engine.” FML