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Call your mom's boss. Tell him you're worried about her paranoia and that she shouldn't be allowed sharp objects.
Listen to this guy.
Ohhhh snap that is pure jesus
i'd tell here to **** off
so? finish school. that's more important and if your boss/company values your contribution that much, they'll hire when you are done - I they hire you now even with the school thing going on.
ur in college, and its ur choice to do watever u want. u should tell ur mom that ur grown up and should give u space
FYM!
With all due respect, your mom is a stupid bitch. :-/
Don't feel offended if someone calls you son of a bitch :)
That sucks! If it's a good job.
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Call your mom's boss. Tell him you're worried about her paranoia and that she shouldn't be allowed sharp objects.
Beat the crap out of her. Then call your dad and tell him you fear she won't be able to suck it good tonight. ... ok, ok. Maybe not that. But where does your mother get off doing something like that??