Miscellaneous: Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice...

By blackvogue - 01/04/2009 10:42 - Canada

Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2014 21:37 - Sweden - Ume

Today, I tried to pull the old "bucket of water above the door" prank on my brother, but the bucket didn't fall when he opened the door. He noticed it, took it down, then pinned me to the floor and waterboarded me with the ice-cold water. FML

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By Dominic - 14/06/2009 19:14 - Canada

Today, as a prank, my friends put a big bucket of water on my door so that it would spill on me as I exited my room. It would have been funny if I hadn't been holding my $900 laptop as I was walking out. FML

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By anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:48 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

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By fmylifebadddd - 18/04/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me. So when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

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By ayye_its_nikki - 19/12/2012 05:07 - United States - Cedar Park

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

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By Fail - 04/02/2023 15:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom. It was of course quite dark, and unbeknownst to me, the door was closed. I walked into it. Then I tried to open it, missed the door knob, and walked into the door again. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2012 06:41 - United States - Centralia

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be hilarious if she pulled a prank on me, so she did the classic "bucket of water on a door" one. I ended up getting stitches and a concussion on my birthday. FML

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You're in the army now, oh ohoh

By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 17:03

Today, my dad set the smoke alarm off at 6 a.m. as a "practice drill." I was woken up so suddenly, I fell out of bed into the bucket of sick I had been throwing up into the night before due to flu. Dad yelled at me for not getting out of the house in time. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2015 22:22 - United States - Ashburn

Today, my parents pranked me hard. They spent breakfast messing with my head, all to convince me that I was dreaming. I got so excited at finally having a lucid dream that I ran outside in my pajamas, yelling, "Woo-hoo!" and trying to fly. Nothing happened. People saw. FML

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By Niles - 20/03/2012 17:46 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML

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Ttessorc 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:02

dumbass

Lolrus 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:02

ahahahah! April fools!

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kaimt 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:01

First! And, I would SOOO do that. :x

every1luvspuns 0

Monday 26 September 2011 7:19

karmas a bitch OP

Lolrus 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:02

ahahahah! April fools!

pingpongpickle 8

Friday 7 May 2010 7:35

that's called karma, bitch

gracevet88 0

Wednesday 20 June 2012 6:12

Woah I didn't even notice that 04/01 lol

Ttessorc 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:02

dumbass

dhenri 9

Monday 9 July 2012 2:55

You misspelled retard lol

nastynate 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:03

You suck... lol

theoldGP 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:03

hahah wow that sucks. but totally YDI. and how old are you that you actually had to prank your family on April Fool's Day?

addicted2musikk 1

Friday 9 September 2011 20:27

dude you're never to old to pull a good prank .

Phlecks 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:07

ZIIIIIIIING

randomcomment321 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:09

lol thats sad, but i can see it happening. one question though did you have a hangover?

666midnight 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:09

Thats called karma, sucks don't it? =P

Etc80 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:10

HAHAHAHAHA!

Phlecks 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:10

Nice

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