Love: Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night....

By rain - 01/06/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on my phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML

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Same thing different taste

By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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Feels bad man

By toobad - 02/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number, I said, "Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number." So many girls have given me that number, I've memorized it. FML

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Hello?

By Idk - 12/12/2018 08:00 - United States - Wilton

Today, at work, I had received a lot of phone calls. I thought maybe it was a scammer line because I never receive calls. Turns out my phone number is the same as a character's number in a TV show. FML

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Gotcha!

By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 03:57 - United States - State College

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

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You deserved it 23 127

Call center hell

By AndrewC - 14/02/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, while I was working at a call center, a customer was pranking me using an obviously fake Asian accent. He kept saying his name was “Phuck Mi”, his phone number was 666-3629 (as in "Sex sex sex free sex tonight") and making moaning noises and sexual phrases. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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You deserved it 133

By newbffswelcome - 04/08/2013 18:07 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, I've been getting calls for over a week on my home phone, cell phone, and the work phone at my night shift, in which someone whispers terrifying Satanic-sounding chants at me. I've now found out that the caller is my best "friend". His explanation: "You seemed lonely, man." FML

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You deserved it 4 672

By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 16:45 - United States - Lititz

Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call about one of my applications. I wasn't able to answer it, but he left a voicemail. I've listened to it over and over, and I can't understand the contact information. He called from a restricted number. FML

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You deserved it 1 943

By pk24 - 25/02/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML

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He's one of those people

By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 19:54 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML

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You deserved it 3 190

By snitcheyes - 09/11/2010 16:00 - United States

Today, I was called 15 times by a "good redneck boy" that my Mom is trying to set me up with. He has called me at least 5 times a day for the past week. My Mom is still encouraging him to call. I had to unplug the phone because I feel stalked in my own dorm. FML

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You deserved it 2 841

sneakjoint 0

Monday 1 June 2009 9:18

you got owned. just as bad as the rejection hotline

under_achiver 0

Monday 1 June 2009 9:20

what was the number? i want to give it to chicks from now on =]

Comments

lawlkat 0

Monday 1 June 2009 9:17

I'd rather get messages from Steve Harris than Soulja Boy.... Phail

10mileswid3 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 6:17

the number is 651-500-3391 seriously it is

mccool37 1

Monday 9 April 2012 0:10

Just reply to them the word stop

sneakjoint 0

Monday 1 June 2009 9:18

you got owned. just as bad as the rejection hotline

xtfauthorx 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 6:16

no this would make me laugh, the rejection hotline is depressing :(

Gringe 1

Tuesday 3 January 2012 10:52

It spams u instead of just rejecting u

Batwomann 0

Friday 13 April 2012 4:32

Whats the rejection hotline

hihihi1234 0

Monday 1 June 2009 9:19

HAH, oh my gosh. That's so funny.

under_achiver 0

Monday 1 June 2009 9:20

what was the number? i want to give it to chicks from now on =]

afallingstar 22

Thursday 22 July 2010 2:18

I wanted it to give to guys...

Shadow1368 17

Wednesday 29 June 2011 17:45

The number is 678-999-8212 Don't believe me? He says the phone number is his song called "Kiss me through the phone" My friend and I even called that number before so I know that's it.

Shadow1368 17

Wednesday 29 June 2011 17:48

in***** not is lol sorry

Corn_soup 0

Saturday 30 July 2011 17:32

Thats their say now number ive called it to. It doesnt send you messages or anything

sillyboo 4

Saturday 15 October 2011 22:28

youre so clever.

itsgen 16

Monday 1 June 2009 9:21

well it least it was the rejected onee but it still suxx i hope you like Soulja boy

BoWZeR 1

Sunday 11 April 2010 13:31

ur a cute bitch exept for da ugly red LA hat get a blue 1

Thizzaholicc 0

Friday 16 July 2010 2:48

Nah dude 151 pirus homie **** the color blue!

laurisshnazzy 0

Monday 1 June 2009 9:22

lmfao! that's pretty amazing. and incredibly creative.

pulp_DiCTiON 0

Monday 1 June 2009 9:23

this is full of win.

mogan_fml 0

Monday 1 June 2009 9:25

ah man. that sucks. because first of all you got rejected. but it is also sucky because you don't even get the really cool rejection hotline voice over guy. instead, you get solja boy. -shutter-