Nearly FMLs

By Anonymous - 22/02/2021 06:05

Today, I went in to get a shot for a migraine to find out I'm 17 weeks pregnant... I am almost 40 and my tubes are tied. FML

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By G - 22/02/2021 05:45

Today, my girlfriend went mad at me after watching the Captain America Civil War movie. Why? I chose Iron Man's side and she chose Captain America's side. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2021 17:47 - United States - New York

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend so I could text another girl I have feelings for, and she did not respond to my message. Now I have no girlfriend. FML

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By Homeless baby boy - 21/02/2021 19:39

Today me and my sis assumed our parents were joking when they said they’d throw us out on our 18th to live independently then Today my sis’s 18th, they packed up all her belongings while she was at her part time job, put it in storage and emailed her a list of flats available to rent. It’s my 18th next year FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2021 13:05 - India - Bangalore

Today, my mom yelled at me. I have an exam tomorrow the one I've been preparing for the last 3 years. I have been told to keep calm and avoid any conflict. Still my mom yells at me just for a silly reason.. FML

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By leogs23 - 19/02/2021 10:20

Today, I got into a really bad fight with my girlfriend, she’s been feeling lonely and sad because I’ve been working so much, she said that I don’t deserve any sex or love because I don’t spend enough time with her, I have to pay all the bills and rent, she lives rent free in my apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2021 13:28

Today is Valentine’s Day. I spent so much time and money all for my boyfriend to show up empty handed, eat and leave.. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2021 05:46 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend about his colleges and he said we would talk about it i thought I was going with because he didn't give me any indication that we weren't going to be together and i didn't know he was going to break up with me saying I wasn't the one the day before Valentines Day. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 23:06

Today, I grew up in a family with five daughters (including me). My mom is obsessed with us getting married. I recently dated this guy who was in the military but it didn't work out. I was visiting a friend when I found out he started dating my younger sister!! And not only that they just eloped!. FML

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By jasperated - 16/02/2021 20:58

Today, living in the coldest part of the nation as a anemic, my power was shut off for what was supposed to be an hour so people in states that didn't prepare for any energy disasters could drain the system. It's been three hours but a faulty breaker could mean hours more before I have heat again. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 05:52

Today, I was recently diagnosed with pre-diabetes, PCOS, and insulin resistance. I have been having unprotected sex for years and cannot get pregnant. And I take medication for my conditions but they haven't helped my fertility. I'm ready to give up and grieve. FML.

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 03:05

Today, I told my mom to shut up after her screaming at me for something my brother did. She didn't stop screaming after I told her multiple times to stop yelling. That's when I told her to shut up. She won't let me call her mom and is calling my school.. FML

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By J - 15/02/2021 08:38

Today I found an awesome deal for a couples massage on Groupon. Perfect for Valentines as we have both been stressed and sore, drove there to find it was a “full release”. How romantic. Happy Valentines Day. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 21:35

Today, deciding to finally do something about my piss poor mental health, and hearing that betterhelp is more affordable than in person counseling, i checked them out. after spending 10 minutes filling out the initial questionnaire, i even qualified for their financial aid but still can't afford to use their service.. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 16:07

Today, I was supposed to be with my boyfriend for valentine's day. But he got scabies off his friend so we had to cancel and I can't see him for at least a month now. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 10:19

Today I realized I was never going to make him happy and I was just used for sex. FML

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By "arock412" - 14/02/2021 03:48

Today, my boss texted me saying I owe $1,200 to the company because I did not take taxes out of a jackpot that was worth $5,000. Company policy states anything OVER $5,000 we take out taxes. Everything else we leave alone. I now owe $1,200 and my boss an apology for speaking up. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2021 00:53

Today I got all dressed up in a sexy schoolgirl outfit to surprise my boyfriend for Valentines Day. Instead of ripping the costume off my body, he started questioning my choice because I have previously told him I am a feminist. FML

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By ijustwantmemes - 13/02/2021 06:37 - United States - Lafayette

Today I hopped onto my meme app to get away from all the politics only to find even more politics. I just want to look at some funny fails, memes, and some cute dogs or something. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2021 10:48

Today, I met a girl on tinder.I just enjoyed the nice talk and laughs and she comes out of nowhere and says yo dont get attached or get feelings for me. we were just talking about game and since then shes super rude. I did no moves or nothing. First we get along and out of nowhere she puts a barrier.. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2021 18:30

Today I realized the guy I bought a valentine's day gift for purposely decided not to say happy birthday to me jus cuz...FML

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By viry - 09/02/2021 16:31

Today I realised that my mom loves my bratty sister more than me ................FML

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By leogs23 - 09/02/2021 03:21

Today, I sold some bitcoins that I bought thinking the price wouldn’t go higher also, Today, Tesla decided to invest millions of dollars on bitcoins an hour after I sold all my bitcoins and now the price blow up, FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2021 07:39

Today, I found out that the schools are reopening after the pandemic. I didn't complete any assignments given. They're going to check everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2021 13:11

Today I caught my husband cheating, I'm 8months pregnant with our second. I'm quite certain it's not the first time. I don't love myself. I show the damaged of having 2 children, I'm uncomfortable being the size of a blimp with our 3rd, I'm a shell of my formal self.. FML

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By leogs23 - 04/02/2021 09:30

Today, I just made my first investment in the stock market, I bought $900 worth of dogecoins I’m scared. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2021 00:38

Today I want to commit suicide but can't because I have a learning disabled daughter and my worst fear is leaving her alone in the world. FML

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By Emma - 03/02/2021 16:04

Today, I found out my partner of 3yrs not only left me the day my aunty passed away but also so she could date my "friend" of 6yrs. FML

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By Fathir154 - 03/02/2021 19:37 - Indonesia - Jakarta

Today I was practicing piano in the living room, playing a military polonaise by Chopin, then suddenly someone came to my house, it was my father's friend. And he was a professional pianist, then he criticized my piano playing, and in the end, he said, you're suck at playing the piano. He was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2021 02:04 - Australia - Croydon

Today, while pooping, my left airpod fell in the toilet.To recover it, I put my hand inside to pick it up but ended up making the water blurry..if you know what I mean, I gave up and went to the store and bought a new pair of airpods as it was my brother's and I was too embarrassed to tell him what had happened. FML.

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Today, I found out my husband’s former mistress is going to be at Thanksgiving dinner. Why? Because his idiot brother married the tramp AFTER the affair came to light. So now not only is the whore my sister-in-law, she’s being included in every family gathering henceforth. Fuck this family and… FML

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Today, my new wife and I got back from our honeymoon. Her parents had dropped our wedding gifts off at our apartment, but didn't lock the door. We came home to start off our new life together to a wrecked apartment and no gifts. FML

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Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML

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Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML

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Today, after weeks of watching car after car of solo drivers go by in the carpool lane every day, I decided to join them. I'm the one who got pulled over. FML

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Today, I ended up shitting myself when trying to pass what I thought was a small amount of gas, only for it to be diarrhea. I turned 37 last month. Never trust a fart, right? FML

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Today, my allergies are so bad that it's affected the way my voice sounds. It's so bad my mom has taken to calling me Aflac because I sound like the duck in the commercials. FML

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Today, I spent an hour and a half trying to rid my house of smoke and burnt plastic smell because my little sister didn't know she was supposed to add water in the package of microwaveable mac and cheese. FML

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