Nearly FMLs

By MK - 23/07/2020 19:12

Today, I had another nightmare about the psychiatric facility that I was admitted to last year. I went in for severe depression, anxiety, and PTSD. I somehow don't think they made it any better, but now I'm afraid to tell anybody if I've had a bad day. FML.

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By mousecrap - 23/07/2020 02:23

Today my teacher sent me 3 videos through WhatsApp and told me to watch it before the day ends. Well I just read the messages and thought it’ll be fine, without realising a hidden assignment inside the videos … apparently I didn’t finish in time … the clock struck 12 at midnight and exam marks deducted … FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2020 14:41

Today my fiance and I found out, after having applied for a job in the cayman islands for November, that we are no longer moving due to COVID 19 and we will still stay in South Africa for the foreseeable future...FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2020 07:42

Today, after months of putting my life on the front lines as a xray tech, my employer told me they are eliminating my position immediately. I worked there 8 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 21:18

Today, as usual, I’ve cleaned and cooked for my family. My dad and brother are ‘working’ from home (I always find my bro playing Xbox). I do it so that my mum doesn’t have to after long days (she’s a nurse in the middle of a pandemic). I’m a housewife at 24 and I didn’t choose to have these lazy men in my life.. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 16:01

Today, due to Covid I was retrenched after ten years at my company. My parents and brothers were retrenched too. I now have to support 4 households including my own as I’m the only one who received a severance package. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2020 18:57

Today. I realized that I look 13, but am 17, and all the girls that are my age dont like me, but all the 13 year olds have a crush on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2020 23:40

Today I just turned 25 and realized how lonely I am. I’ve never had a boyfriend in my life and all my friends have significant others. What is wrong with me? FML

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By "mala_19" - 14/07/2020 18:07

Today, I realised my dog is more excited about me and my boyfriend having sex, due to the snack he gets, than I am about the actual sex. Only two months left of this pregnancy. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 05:27

Today, I finally realized I was truly in an emotionally abusive and manipulative relationship for the past 3 months. Even worse, I caught my "boyfriend" cheating on me through a dating app. As if Covid alone wasn't bad enough. I start therapy on Monday....FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2020 23:45

Today, I Have No Friends. The Only Texts I Get Are Either From My Family Or From My Pharmacy Telling Me That My Prescriptions Are Ready. FML

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By meowitzer - 08/07/2020 09:19

Today, after begging for months to get help drilling my custom made shelves into the wall, and have my husband deny me that, and tell me to just ‘stick ‘em on’ (which I did to not annoy him) the entire unit came crashing down on our Airbnb renters. My husband is mad at me for ‘putting them up’ FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2020 05:47

Today I've talked to a few people about there view point on my job in biomedical research now that covid is happening. I like how now that everyone's scared about getting it NOW it's important to find a cure but when I talk about new research for cancer it's not important and a waste.. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 23:40

Today my Dad yelled at me for not separating the lights from the darks in the washer... he has pushed laundry onto me and my sister because "We need to learn to help out in this house because you live in it" meanwhile all he does is play his guitar and listen to his records at full volume. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 23:25

Today, The guy I lost my virginity to broke up with me during sex, saying we'd be better as fuck buddies. FML.

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 18:26

Today I found out that the man I’m in love with is once again in a relationship. He’s aware of my feelings and told me he wasn’t in the headspace for a relationship, but some day he’d love to take me out. I was only useful when he got convenient sex... fml

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By smooth - 05/07/2020 08:29

Today I had my new mattress and box spring delivered. As they were moving the old one out the delivery men chuckled and one winked at me. Only after I went into my room did I realize I’d left a huge bottle of lube and last night’s panties right next to the frame of my bed. Whoops. Fml

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 11:50

Today, I found the cause of my so-called yeast infection, just after spending 25,- on medication. It was an ingrown hair. FML

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By GabeUrBoi - 30/06/2020 09:18

Today, Call me angsty, but it’s summer during quarantine, I have nothing else to do, and because my mom drinks, my dad is taking it out on me that I play more than 3 hours of video games a day, calling me addicted and a train wreck. I can’t play more than 2 hours a day anymore. FML.

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2020 21:13

Today I was told my position was eliminated at work. This comes one week after my mother passed away. June can’t be over soon enough FML.

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By seriously?! - 25/06/2020 07:55

Today I met up with an old friend. We got pretty flirty and I ended up giving him head. He was shoving my head down much harder than Im used to. I tapped him several times on the thigh to warn him but I still ended up puking on his junk. After we cleaned up he asked “you gonna finish me or nah?” Fml

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2020 18:59

Today, I woke up In Brazil. Coronavirus deaths are over 50,000, subnotification ignored, and the end of isolation is nowhere near. I'm afraid to even take my dogs for a stroll.. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2020 02:10

Today, I realized since lock down, all my family does is complain about each other. And about me, if they think I'm not in earshot. Never mind I all the things I do for them because I care. FML

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By anyutik69 - 22/06/2020 14:23

Today, My boss ignored the S in P order, and didn't let us work from home. I went home anyway, and didn't report them to make sure I still had a job when this was over. But the company lost too much money and closed my position anyway. Now I'm unemployed with less than 2 years of work experience in my field. FML

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By "UnluckyGuy" - 19/06/2020 18:52

Today, my MacBook's keyboard started acting weird (it's the fucking butterfly keyboard). It would be fine, if the warranty didn't expire like a week ago. As a bonus, i have to write a 1500 word essay that is supposed to be done in 4 days. FML

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By lexi456 - 18/06/2020 05:13

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I went shopping with his mom and his 15 year old brother and I let the 15 year old sit upfront... so according to my now ex that makes me a slut...

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2020 04:01

Today, I accused a coworker after I had a mental breakdown at work and became paranoid about losing my job and hallucinated several conversations of coworkers wanting to firing me. I hallucinated conversations in vivid detail that never happened. He is a great guy and didn't deserve this. I'm honestly scared of myself FML.

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By "random_scumbag01" - 18/06/2020 03:22

Today I FINALLY made love with my 24 years old virgin boyfriend of 3 months who was so anxious about being a virgin at his age he couldn't keep an erection. It. was. wonderful.

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2020 14:44

Today, i'm crying. TMI WARNING. This guy I've been obsessed with for almost 4 years now. last night, We're going at it, I've never had a full on orgasm, he gave me one. And i shit the fucking bed. FML

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By Strugglebus - 14/06/2020 00:52

Today I accidentally sent my best guy friend a pic of me in lingerie that was supposed to go to my husband... FML

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Today, while trying to sleep after a night shift, workers came to hook up city sewage service, firing up drills and shouting. An hour later, my child woke me up to tattle on her sister. Just as I was drifting to sleep yet again, the smoke alarm battery started chirping. I give up. FML

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Today, I saw an e-mail notification for my husband regarding a flight to New York this Wednesday. Thanksgiving is on Thursday and we have no relatives in New York. When I asked him about it, he confessed that he’s gonna see a lady he met online and that he wants a divorce. I’m due to give birth next month. FML

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Today, my insomnia wins. I'm too wired and awake to sleep, but too stoned on my sleeping pills to get up and do something productive. FML

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Today, I woke up while staying at my friend's house. I saw the bathroom light on, so for a laugh, I got up and quietly pennied the door. After laughing at him struggling to open the door, I decided to let him out. Turned out it wasn't my friend in there; it was his dad. FML

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Today, while in bed, my nose became runny. Being as tired as I was, I decided to ignore it until the morning. Turns out it was a nose bleed, and my pillowcase is ruined. FML

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Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

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Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt" on my favorite forum. Nothing could've prepared me for the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members. Now I'm banned for "trolling," and all my 7,000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever. FML

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Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML

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