Kids and Alcohol: About to Popov

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By badmom - 27/03/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we'd ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 year-old to run to the store. She didn't want to, but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she'd made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML

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By StockedWithJuice - 06/07/2013 15:14 - United States - Austin

Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML

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By don'tdrinkthat - 03/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Quincy

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

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By cantprovenothing - 18/04/2014 21:31 - United States - Arlington

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Big brained

By TiredTeacher95 - 22/01/2022 19:59

Today, I had to call poison control on one of my students, because they decided to drink a half a bottle of hand sanitizer. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2017 20:00

Today, I was running late for my morning gym class. I grabbed a near-empty drink bottle on my way out, intending to fill it up at the gym. Mid-workout, I reached for my bottle and took a big mouthful as I headed over to fill it up. To my great surprise, it was not water but straight vodka. FML

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Specially for dad

By anonymous - 01/02/2020 20:00 - United States - Shawnee

Today, my daughter ran up to me and gave me a cup. She said it was lemonade that she made with her friend. When I took a sip, she giggled and ran back to her room. It was not lemonade. FML

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By Sean - 25/12/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, my parents were having a Christmas party. They went out to get the vodka in our garage fridge, only to find most of it was frozen. Knowing vodka doesn't freeze, they soon realized that I had been taking some and refilling it with water over the past two months. FML

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By Failed Parent - 11/10/2012 06:59 - United States

Today, as I was about to leave for work, my 16-year-old son stumbled home in nothing but his underwear and pink cowboy boots. He threw his hands in the air, yelled, "BOTTLE SIP BOTTLE GUZZLE," promptly threw up and passed out in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML

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By eenkoekje - 13/05/2011 07:20

Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML

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haro_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:33

she carries a whole bottle with her? cant wait to see what her liver is like in 10 years. she needs a good talking too.

J0HNYR0773N 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:32

ROFL thats ****** great.. did you catch it in time?

Comments

LexyLithium 2

Thursday 14 July 2011 8:45

I'm 17 and I've had vodka. Doesn't mean her daughter is a horrible person. Sounds like someone Id chill with aha ;D

rosecheeks 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 15:56

ooo tht stinks did he drink it

BeibertSmitor 10

Monday 26 September 2011 9:02

As long as he didn't goose step home, you are fine ... for now ...

Narwhal234 6

Tuesday 11 October 2011 23:29

At least nobody could tell if he was drunk or not, because toddlers always hallucinate.

gaby822 1

Tuesday 18 October 2011 15:41

omg!... I just hope he didn't drink any of it

wolleiy 3

Tuesday 29 November 2011 5:52

Indeed your name is right.. You are a bad mom for letting your 16 year old walk around with a bottle of vodka.

KittyHawkMarch 29

Monday 9 April 2012 2:26

did he drink any of it? did the school find out?

ImTheAlpha 30

Saturday 19 May 2012 21:14

Whenever I see the word vodka, I pronounce it with a Russian accent. O.O I have utterly NO CLUE why, it's instinct. A Russian man thought I was Russian, though, once when I said vodka, so I think that my accent training is working.