Work: Accusations

Accusations

By cosmonaut - 07/08/2009 09:18 - New Zealand

Today, at work I noticed that the last of my pencils had been taken from my desk. I assumed it was the coworker who I've talked to at least ten times regarding taking my stationery. I approached her and, feeling brave, yelled at her in front of the entire office. I was holding the pencil. FML

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You deserved it 71 443

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By JEalmon12 - 23/05/2019 12:00

Today, I was bored at my office, so I started flicking my pencils at my door. My boss walked in right then to give me a raise for my "outstanding" work. She scared me so much when she walked in that I flicked a pencil right at her face. FML

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By Ani - 17/12/2021 10:58

Today, a "friend" of mine decided stealing my very low amount of sticky notes repetitively to make origami and show off was okay, even though I had repeatedly asked her to stop. Then, when I snapped, I was the bad guy, and everyone who was around started stealing my pencil case to get them. FML

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You deserved it 221

By his word vs mine = me suspended - 10/08/2013 18:41 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 068

You deserved it 3 096

By Anonymous - 22/02/2013 02:56 - United States - New York

Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 659

You deserved it 51 504

By Red-cheeked - 18/05/2011 13:08

Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 476

You deserved it 47 603

Keynote

By Andrew - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, there was a meeting at work, during which I had to give a presentation to my boss and other attendants. The first subject I had to tackle was how my 5 year-old son got to my briefcase and replaced its contents with some crayons and a fluffy teddy bear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 481

You deserved it 5 597

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By LaterAlligator - 26/08/2022 16:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 053

You deserved it 109

By Jay - 06/05/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, my boss asked me to pick up some supplies for a presentation. I entered the store in the middle of an armed robbery, was knocked to the floor, and had my cash, phone and credit cards stolen. When I told my boss the story, she said, "So were you able to get the binder clips?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 453

You deserved it 3 391

By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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You deserved it 2 738

By ouch - 09/02/2011 18:02 - United States

Today, I was in class when all of a sudden I was hit in the head by a metal pencil case. My teacher threw it at me to get my attention. FML

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You deserved it 35 549

WOLiF_922 0

Friday 7 August 2009 16:08

What a dick.

aero_fml 0

Friday 7 August 2009 16:12

Owned! But if I were her I'd do it again. Just to mess with you.

Comments

Theguybehindyou 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 0:38

no ofense but that was sooo ****** stupid of you!! how did you not notice that!!

flyingpan8 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 0:42

did you really not think tha anybody who read your stupid story would say YDI....?man, not only do you deserve it...but you should get ear ****** by your own pencil and ron jeremy's dick for being such a lame asshole. "once you go black, you go dead" -family guy

toosoonbreh 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:59

Today, I got embarassed, FML.

foolsangel 4

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:01

I agree with everyone else: you're a douchebag for trying to humiliate a coworker over a stupid pencil. YDI.

catriona_cd 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:58

they get like that for letting the men **** sheep :P BAA baaaaaaaaaaaaa !!! hahahaha

Hazy_fml 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:23

Pop-Quiz: What happens when we assume...? Exactly. Jackass.

jonny2x4 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:27

LOL YDI. A dumb broad says what?

toosoonbreh 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 4:08

Assume, creates an 'ass' between 'u' and 'me'.

slem_fml 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 4:48

It doesn't have to do with level of education it has to do with short term memory, Or you can just be thinking of something else, People on here are worse then you-tubers.