Admission time

By peeoncarl1111 - 29/01/2011 01:06 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
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kcnutt10 1

**** YOUR life? No. YDI. You ******* douche! This may come as a shock to you, but women have feelings too. If you love or want to be with someone else, then just break-up with your girlfriend. It's that simple. Yea, it may cause her pain from the break-up, but not near as much pain if she realized you cheated on her. It's douche bags like you that make it hard for the few good men out there who actually respect women. Eat shit! I hope she dumped your sorry, pathetic ass.

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sweetiepie1896 8

wats the fml??... you have got a great and loving girlfriend u douche!!!:)

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withgoldeneyes 5

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LoveMySoldier82 0

Well in that case, he can call the chick he cheated on her with and she can bring him back to the doctor.

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MlKAYLA 0

FYL? **** HER life for having a selfish jackass of a boyfriend. Your lucky that she didn't trick you into jumping off a cliff or something. You deserve it, big time.

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giantsfan2010 23

Anyone else think Fml's about people cheating on their partners is kinda boring? There has been every variation of this already posted. We need new content.

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Brittneyyyy 7

Guys like you are total scum... and so are girls who cheat. Disgusting.

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