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By peeoncarl1111 - 29/01/2011 01:06 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
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kcnutt10 1

**** YOUR life? No. YDI. You ******* douche! This may come as a shock to you, but women have feelings too. If you love or want to be with someone else, then just break-up with your girlfriend. It's that simple. Yea, it may cause her pain from the break-up, but not near as much pain if she realized you cheated on her. It's douche bags like you that make it hard for the few good men out there who actually respect women. Eat shit! I hope she dumped your sorry, pathetic ass.

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DynamicDave 11

You are not. It completely made my day. Girlfriend - 1 Useless, cheating douchebag - 0

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srgsk9 9

Punching you in the face WOULD have been warranted, but you had wisdom teeth out, which does not warrant a punch in the face. It can not only extremely painful, it's illegal (assault or battery). While cheating on her was a dick move, she cannot simply punch you because her feelings were hurt. Break up, then press charges.

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abcdork 0

You arsehole, be glad all you got was a punch in the face.

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guckylynn 19

I agree with you. That's assault too. So not necessary for his infidelity, she could actually go to jail. I don't get people don't get that. But it's not hard to not cheat.

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thakiller 0

Sorry I don't think I seen what you said, sir. To many gold medals in my face. I, however did see "some" of your Canadian joke, because I didn't have 20 healthcare cheques in my face.

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