Admission time

By peeoncarl1111 - 29/01/2011 01:06 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth cut out. While my girlfriend was driving me home, I, still being high on the laughing gas, accidentally admitted to cheating on her. She was kind enough to wait until the numbness wore off before she punched me in the face. FML
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kcnutt10 1

**** YOUR life? No. YDI. You ******* douche! This may come as a shock to you, but women have feelings too. If you love or want to be with someone else, then just break-up with your girlfriend. It's that simple. Yea, it may cause her pain from the break-up, but not near as much pain if she realized you cheated on her. It's douche bags like you that make it hard for the few good men out there who actually respect women. Eat shit! I hope she dumped your sorry, pathetic ass.

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iloveboyswittats 10

He totally deserved what he got. I told my boyfriend if he ever cheats on me he better not admit it when he's anywhere near me because he will get hurt

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stingray626 0

lol too funny dude ****** up how do u rat urself out ur ex girl is a gangsta lol

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BlackFireGeisha 4

What the hell? Why are all the comments saying he's a jerk for cheating rated low enough to get hidden? There must be a lot of cheaters here on fml . . .

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Morgansgirl 6

WTF!? whats being Canadian have to do with shit?

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GetaLifePlease 0

no one should ever cheat...ever

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Awnonymous 4

Nitrous only makes you high for about a minute, unless it's being fed to you constantly you are not going to sustain a high. You admitted on your own stupid ass placebo-high and I'm quite glad.

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theian01 3

Okay, so it's people like you who make the states seem "sue happy." "OMG! iz gotted pawnched 4 herting som1z feelinz, SUE SUE SUE!" Seriously now, shut up. He deserved the punch. You wouldn't be too happy if someone cheated on you now would you?

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theian01 3

Okay, so it's people like you who make the states seem "sue happy." "OMG! iz gotted pawnched 4 herting som1z feelinz, SUE SUE SUE!" Seriously now, shut up. He deserved the punch. You wouldn't be too happy if someone cheated on you now would you?

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theian01 3

Okay, so it's people like you who make the states seem "sue happy." "OMG! iz gotted pawnched 4 herting som1z feelinz, SUE SUE SUE!" Seriously now, shut up. He deserved the punch. You wouldn't be too happy if someone cheated on you now would you?

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