Poopoo peepee, Gross, Cleaning and Miscellaneous: Ain't it funky

Ain't it funky

By Anonymous - 05/12/2011 00:40 - United States

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

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By kimmybr - 22/09/2009 09:36 - United States

Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML

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By handyjon - 01/03/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML

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You deserved it 16 841

Whatcha been up to?

By Just another Dude - 02/10/2017 13:00

Today, I spilled vanilla yogurt on my pants while eating breakfast, but I forgot to clean it up. It left a very conspicuous white stain on my pants, that was there the entire day. I only noticed it when I looked in the mirror after getting home. FML

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You tried!

By Anonymous - 20/02/2021 00:30 - Germany

Today, my mom, not gifted for household chores, proudly announced that she cleaned the toilet. As it turns out, what she'd primarily cleaned was the deodorizer inside the toilet. Then she tried for the stains inside the bowl, unsuccessfully, then she gave up. But yeah, great job. FML

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You deserved it 100

By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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You deserved it 3 096

By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 21:08 - United States - Nutley

Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2011 20:31 - United States

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 6 539

By sparklethelette - 07/12/2011 01:38 - United States

Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet. My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the "blue water to go away" when he flushed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 048

You deserved it 3 500

Pumped-up Tanks

By DogStew - 15/09/2019 20:00

Today, at work I had to spend 2 hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML

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You deserved it 1 875

The Good Grandson

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 21:10

Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML

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You deserved it 204

Arrangements 4

Monday 5 December 2011 8:36

That's nasty, keep your bathroom clean. Trust me, it's important.

ninjuh_wingman 29

Monday 5 December 2011 8:43

How dirty are you that you didnt remember what color your toilet was?

Comments

thatKidzmOm 10

Tuesday 6 December 2011 0:24

Imagine...every time you flush, toilet water flies up to 6 feet in every direction. I sure hope OPs tooth brush is covered...

structuredchaoz 4

Tuesday 6 December 2011 0:50

Wow. I think a more appropriate fml post is, that my toilet was so filthy that I actually posted my lack of cleanliness on fml.

wwwowww 4

Tuesday 6 December 2011 1:20

that's filthy OP

XavierMedina 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 1:34

You must of had an aquarium of parasites in your toilet.

1seven1 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 2:28

Atleast you started cleaning. Make it a habit. Your bathroom should be cleaner than the rest of your house bro

Okayitwasme 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 3:15

Oh well, toilet's clean enough now for xmas.

19LoveIsLouder92 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 3:18

That's disgusting....

HahaBoy 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 3:55

Damn and you're worried you didnt know the color? Shit man that's just nasty

rustslog 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 4:02

That must have been 'crappy'

LimeSharpie 6

Tuesday 6 December 2011 4:37

That's just plain N-A-S-T-Y!!!!

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Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML

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Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my love handles, and said, "Honk, honk!" FML

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