Poopoo peepee, Gross, Cleaning and Miscellaneous: Ain't it funky

Ain't it funky

By Anonymous - 05/12/2011 00:40 - United States

Today, I cleaned my toilet. I had forgotten it was white. FML

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By kimmybr - 22/09/2009 09:36 - United States

Today, I cleaned my bathroom from top to bottom. Tonight, my husband threw up all over the bathroom. He actually cleaned it up himself, including the toilet. I went to use the toilet, put down the seat and sat down. Guess which part of the toilet he DIDN'T clean. FML

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By handyjon - 01/03/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML

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By Just another Dude - 02/10/2017 13:00

Today, I spilled vanilla yogurt on my pants while eating breakfast, but I forgot to clean it up. It left a very conspicuous white stain on my pants, that was there the entire day. I only noticed it when I looked in the mirror after getting home. FML

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You tried!

By Anonymous - 20/02/2021 00:30 - Germany

Today, my mom, not gifted for household chores, proudly announced that she cleaned the toilet. As it turns out, what she'd primarily cleaned was the deodorizer inside the toilet. Then she tried for the stains inside the bowl, unsuccessfully, then she gave up. But yeah, great job. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 21:08 - United States - Nutley

Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2011 20:31 - United States

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

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By sparklethelette - 07/12/2011 01:38 - United States

Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet. My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the "blue water to go away" when he flushed. FML

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Pumped-up Tanks

By DogStew - 15/09/2019 20:00

Today, at work I had to spend 2 hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML

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The Good Grandson

By Anonymous - 15/03/2020 21:10

Today, I had to drive all the way across town to clean my grandfather's toilet for him. FML

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Arrangements 4

Monday 5 December 2011 8:36

That's nasty, keep your bathroom clean. Trust me, it's important.

ninjuh_wingman 29

Monday 5 December 2011 8:43

How dirty are you that you didnt remember what color your toilet was?

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needsagf14 12

Tuesday 6 December 2011 4:56

This is America. Our country is literally going down the toilet

xparkourx 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 6:51

That's just wrong on so many different shit covered levels like your toilet apparently

trippons 9

Tuesday 6 December 2011 6:56

That's rather disgusting... you should clean your toilet WAY more often.

unicornunit 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 7:19

doo doo dynamite!!!!

unicornunit 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 7:19

doo doo dynamite!!!!

Takainthemachine 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 7:24

I really hope you live alone...that is unsanitary! Shudders....

pittjake 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 13:43

Thats nasty. U should b ashamed to post that

omggtfomi 1

Tuesday 6 December 2011 15:39

That's disgusting!!

AliCat18 12

Tuesday 6 December 2011 23:03

that is unbelievably repulsive and disgusting! thank goodness I do not live with you or even close to you otherwise I would prob end up in hostpital!

tHEkAYjAy 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 3:54

EEWW

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