Alone time

By Anonymous - 21/10/2015 12:12 - Philippines - Quezon City

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Today, as I snuck downstairs for a midnight movie, I witnessed my dad "polishing his wand" to Harry Potter porn in the living room. FML
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pokemyeyes 23

"Polishing his wand" *gag* Graphic choice of words there op

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MrSassypants 32

Which one was he watching? Sorcerer's bone? Chamber of *****? Prisoner of Ass-kablam? Goblet of desire? The order of penis? The half-boned prince? The sexy hallows? Also, the sexy hallows part two for some reason?

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thisguy22 33

I really want to know if those are actual titles, or if you crafted them from your oddly sexual imagination. I'm kind of scared to look.

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MrSassypants 32

Both. My imagination is so strong it becomes real.

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RedPillSucks 31

this is scary and disgusting and I want to watch all at the same time.

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walrustuskanal 9

no no, I think you're talking about horny potter and the sorcerer's balls.

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AcieMcG 21

I'd like to be Mrs.SassyPants XD dying lol

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americanafrican 32

i believe it is the deathly swallows part one and two

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PotatoesAndCake 26

I'd hate to know what kind of spells he does with it

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Tripartita 44

Considering a new Star Wars movie is coming out, it's a good thing you didn't catch him force-choking his chicken to some wookie-on-wookie action.

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samdel12 10

That's enough internet for today I think...

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FreeTheRainbow 14

Gems like these are why I explore the Internet.

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LowExpectations 30

Gems on the internet? More like turd mining if you ask me.

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rvontr88 21

The puns are really killing me... Terrible.

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kaitb1103 23

All I can say is; changing wands to willies is hilarious. '"Both Sirius and Snape lowered their willies... the unexpected entrance of so many witnesses seemed to have brought them to their senses... "But what's going on?" asked Mr. Weasley. "Nothing, Arthur," said Sirius, who was breathing heavily as though he had just run ...a long distance."'

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RedPillSucks 31

Harry potter **** fiction? Will it be better than twilight?

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worldclassrager 39

I love the way this was worded...very creative

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