Alpha male behavior

By Hotdamnthisismyjam - 16/06/2009 00:32 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I went to the bar with some friends. When we walked in, we picked a table at random in the same area as a bunch of older men. The oldest, fattest, ugliest man at the table looked me over then stared at my chest. He then started to motorboat the air in the direction of my boobs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 256
You deserved it 6 638

Same thing different taste

Top comments

gingermonster16 0

Don't FML! That's a compliment. It means you have good boobs. You should have flipped him off though. For those confused: Moaterboating is when you get all up into someones cleavage (in this case) and shake your head left and right while making your lips flap together by breathing air out. HAHAHAHAHAHA! I just laughed at myself writing that description. It sounds soooo ******* dumb when expained, but it is just ******* dumb anyways.

Jonesy_fml 0

Beggars can't be choosers! =P

Comments

EWWWWW. That's GROSS. Creepy old dudes belong with creepy old women. But since he was with his friends he though he would act like an asshole for a laugh. You should have just flipped him off or death-stared him down. Or turned the other way and completely ignored him.

Sexual harassment alert! Not okay, old man, not okay...

I can see how that made you extremely uncomfortable, but I agree with those saying it's not worthy of being on FML because it's not funny, or something that actually f's your life.

0 3

What's the deal with everyone flipping out over how fat, old, and ugly this guy is? Those are three things that you basically cannot change in life.

jnic 0

I like how every time a woman posts an FML about being sexually or verbally harassed in public, everyone tries their hardest to make her feel stupid and worthless and like it was somehow her fault. I've never seen so much misogyny in my entire life. THIS. WAS. NOT. A. COMPLIMENT. There is a HUGE difference between someone telling you that you're pretty, and someone motorboating in the air at you. Clearly the man was harassing her, being a pervert, and trying to feel big. A compliment has the intention of being kind to someone and making them feel good. This isn't ******* rocket science, people. And if she didn't want to move or do anything about it, did you MAYBE think that she was too scared to try and do anything? The man's a bully, so it's possible that he gets off on reactions, and it may have encouraged him to respond with something even worse... ugh, god forbid. He clearly realizes this isn't a way to lure in a girl, so it was just a rude and disgusting way to obtain power. If not, then he's obviously mentally ****** up to think it would work. Both are alarming circumstances.

Double hurray! Couldn't have said it better myself #37. He just wanted to be a gross old guy. If he wanted to comment on her beauty he would have said something to her rather than do a rude gesture.

I agree, unless they were in a strip club, that was rude and uncalled for ... no exceptions. That behaviour is worth a lawsuit if it happens at work or school. If it happened in a strip club, though, OP deserved it.

Could be she is a big fat hooker looking type. All the time it's creepy old man this and creepy old man that. Well she must have been out trolling sitting in a bar waiting to be hit on by mr perfect

Who on earth thinks this is a compliement?? I was once walking down the street and this creepy old guy who was old enough to be my grandad (I'm 20) said to me something like, "Oh I like your **** baby!" So I turned around absolutly disgusted and told him I was 14 and called him a paedofile! The look of horror on his face made my ******* week.

What I'm loving is that if a guy had posted about a fat, old, ugly woman doing some sort of suggestive motions at him, there would be an outcry such as the FML world has never known about how horrific it would have been and FMLs left right and centre (you know, as opposed to "Big ******* deal") :P I love this website. Chicks cop it so hard XD

hahaha do the motor boat! that my me saying something if that guy did that! lol

Ew! And to those people who think it's not a big deal and calling her "ungrateful", you all deserve to be motorboated in your man/boobs by a fat/ugly/old man. See how painful it sounds!? D:

rallets 22