Ambien dissociation

By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 12:53 - United States

Today, I woke up after taking a sleeping pill for the first time. I started in on a number of chores, including paying bills, when I noticed a new charge on my online credit card bill from 1am. I bought $120 worth of meat from an infomercial. It's non-refundable. I'm vegetarian. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 171
You deserved it 12 203

Same thing different taste

Top comments

MoonyIce 0

Yet another vegetarian FML that proves humans were meant to be omnivores.

Wait...what? There are meat infomercials?

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No_fyl_cuz_ydi 0

get into the spirit of giving and donate it to a shelter

This is why idiots shouldn't try to "save the animals" by being a vegetarian.

How do you know OP was trying to save animals?

lexi_cacao 0

I definitely agree with #7. It's unlikely that somebody would do something so out of character. However, there are other reasons why people don't eat meat, beyond the "cruelty to animals" mainstream crap. This doesn't encompass all meat, but, for example, many people with arthritis find that red meat aggravates their flare-ups. Then again, I doubt the OP ordered 120$ worth of chicken. YDI.

Delay shipment. Hello, Christmas present for the meat-lover in your family.

driedpeaches 0

nonrefundable infomercial meat? I'm having a hard time believing this even exists.

It looks like your Half-asleep self is tying to tell you something...to eat meat

Punkartmama 0

Your true desire to eat meat is trying to take over! Just give in!!!

Your inner carnivore is calling. Please pick up the courtesy phone.