Ambien dissociation

By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 12:53 - United States

Today, I woke up after taking a sleeping pill for the first time. I started in on a number of chores, including paying bills, when I noticed a new charge on my online credit card bill from 1am. I bought $120 worth of meat from an infomercial. It's non-refundable. I'm vegetarian. FML
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MoonyIce 0

Yet another vegetarian FML that proves humans were meant to be omnivores.

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duckorange 0

Wait...what? There are meat infomercials?

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Jewelofagal 2

What does taking a sleeping pill have to do with a 1am meat order? Do you think you sleep-shopped? That doesn't make any sense.

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mikrav 0

It's possible. My boyfriend has gone to the student center and ordered 3 burritos while on Ambien.

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mikrav 0

It's not bad for you - assuming you eat high-quality meat, that is. Which goes for just about any food. Besides, we're made to need it - any diet that requires supplements to avoid getting a vitamin deficiency is NOT natural. There's a reason why when you see someone that is B12 deficient you immediately ask them if they're vegan...

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nolimits 0

But....but....but.....what about the poor vegetables!!! Torn from the ground that nurtures them, screaming in agony as you crunch them up WHILE THEY ARE STILL ALIVE!!!11!!!eleventy!!! The Horra!!!

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magenkyo 0

stop bitching and eat the meat god dammit. seriously who gives a crap about animals, that is what they are for, oh and in any case you should just go out and get rid of every hunting animal, because they maul their prey much worse than we do and they eat them while still alive. make a valid argument, btw cows and such animals release carbon monoxide which pollute so you'd be doing a favor to the other animals

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kevind23 0

Um, first of all, OP never said anything about why they're vegetarian. Not everyone does it to "save animals," okay? It's not exactly good for you, and that's probably the biggest reason why vegetarians exist. Second of all, NO, animals do NOT release carbon monoide. That would KILL them. They release greenhouse gasses, like we do, and the less people need to eat cows, the more plants we can grow to absorb Carbon *dioxide*. Idiot.

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nolimits 0

How silly, of course it's our nature to hunt and kill, always has been. That's why we have forward-facing eyes like every other predator. Veggies obviously cause brain shrinkage.

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kukopia 0

Phfffttt. Have a BBQ. Cook the meat for all your non-vegitarian friends. Or donate it to a shelter or food pantry. Put a lock on the bedroom door next time you take one of them pills.

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ozymandias_fml 0

Well, now you have an 'excuse' to grow up and drop the vegetarian crap.

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bluetech 12

Call the local food bank and offer it to them. I'm sure they have clients who would be glad to have it.

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catatonicsleep 17

humans are omnivores we're designed to need nutrients from meat as well as other sources, it's how we evolved

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nolimits 0

Go over to a mirror and smile - you see those 4 pointy teeth? They're called canines for a reason, you know. Also, if we are not designed to eat meat, then why does it taste so darn good, hmmm? If you are a cow, then I apologize.

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gpstyne 0

my whole family laughed at your FML. I think you'll live, better than the person that bought 60 Snuggies, besides I think your stomach is trying to tell you it's time to eat meat again...

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