So um SELL the meat!!?? Id buy it...

no our teeth are designed to eat both meat (canines for example) and plants (molars for example)

Your losing your mind and you feel it going, because in your sleep, you dream of meat? Meh. It's better than teeth-grinding.

Humans are equipped with sharp canine teeth. We were originally designed to be omnivores, and both meat eaters and vegetarians have equal opportunities to either be very healthy or very unhealthy. It's whether we are eating the healthy foods in one diet or the either that determines whether or not we will be unhealthy.

apfluxx, do you not know anything about biology or are you trolling for grins? Because it's hard to read your posts any other way. Humans are clearly evolved to be omnivorous, I know of *no* serious biologist (including a handful of vegetarian-biologists I'm friends with) who questions that. We have the tooth structure for tearing and eating meat, we have the digestive system for it, and we have the physiology for running it down and killing it. (Note the forward-focused eyes, for example.) And no, we don't need to cook meat in order to eat it. The fact that people eat steak tartar and raw fish regularly with few ill effects indicates that. However, it's safer to cook it first, especially if it's not freshly killed. But a lot of things are safer with human technology that are perfectly natural without.

Sleeping pills that make you obey informercials are part of the conspiracy paid for by Big Meat. You need to convert, at least temporarily to omnivorism. After you polish the $120 worth of the meat, you can try to go back to vegetarianism, but Big Meat knows that once you've sampled their wares, you can't be satisfied without it.

Will everyone who's bashing on vegetarians stfu?!?! I havn't eaten meat in years(including chicken and fish), and I'm in perfect health. You don't need meat-u can get the things meat has in a lot of other foods. Stop saying shit if you can't back it up!

I'll take it! I always say every vegetarian means more meat for me!

non refundable? I'm doubting that part.

Customer service might be able to help. Use 'please' and 'thank you' liberally, and explain you were on a new sleep medication, then ask is there something they could please do so your vegetarian butt doesn't end up with an absurd amount of meat? Often, customer service has a lot of leeway--you may end up with at least a partial refund, or getting different products. At the very least, you can keep a ridiculous amount of meat from ending up on your front doorstep.