Mental health, Anxiety, Relatable, Awkward and Bikes: Ambushed

Ambushed

By sydstreet - 09/04/2012 05:31 - United States - Arlington

Today, my anxiety was so bad that when I was riding my bike on the sidewalk and two pedestrians came walking in the opposite direction, I got so nervous about having to go between them or accidentally hitting them that I fell off my bike, into a bush. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 752

You deserved it 5 737

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By magicman - 04/07/2012 09:04 - United States

Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 162

You deserved it 31 439

BIKES

By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 876

You deserved it 43 976

By Anonymous - 22/02/2015 18:52 - Malta - Naxxar

Today, I got really anxious thinking I was going to piss off the guy behind me by not moving off at a stop light fast enough. It got so bad that I had a panic attack right there in my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 769

You deserved it 7 048

Nervous wreck

By jumpy - 14/09/2023 04:00

Today, I was literally startled by my own shadow. I hate having anxiety. FML

I agree, your life sucks 529

You deserved it 152

Hey there!

By Chanby - 04/05/2023 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 244

You deserved it 1 035

By jodulieu - 02/09/2010 02:31 - France

Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 646

You deserved it 4 454

By ramble ramble - 30/01/2014 20:55 - United States - Monroe

Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 789

You deserved it 4 425

By Pokerking98 - 16/05/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, while biking, I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 275

You deserved it 56 748

Careless and carefree

By Anonymous - 12/08/2022 07:00 - Romania

Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 697

You deserved it 297

Wigging out

By Stacey Halvorson - 19/07/2021 04:01

Today, I was riding my bike on a sunny but windy afternoon. Coming up to an intersection, the wind switched directions and my wig blew off and landed in the middle of the road. At this point, I was almost at the other side but I had to turn around and grab my hair before the light turned green. FML

I agree, your life sucks 937

You deserved it 332

DaKillaMafia 2

Monday 9 April 2012 16:14

Running over them would be just fine.

ahhbeex 8

Monday 9 April 2012 16:21

I hope you're okay... But next time just stop. Or scream "Aaaahhh" the entire time. They'll move. Trust me.

Comments

rajdeep 8

Tuesday 10 April 2012 22:25

haha! this was amazing.

browncurls12 8

Wednesday 11 April 2012 0:02

Dont call me stupid, but you guys lost me at the plastic.

magnumized 0

Wednesday 11 April 2012 19:44

Why. Our future leaders in action....

WhyCantIDoRight 5

Wednesday 11 April 2012 21:25

39 - I see what you did there...

ladyLALAA 28

Thursday 12 April 2012 9:34

87, I think you need to listen to the song again, was a bit before your time. :P

RedCrow 0

Saturday 14 April 2012 4:32

Walk it off man.

cru1972 2

Sunday 22 April 2012 22:42

Stay off the sidewalk dumbass.

FuckObama 3

Monday 7 May 2012 23:35

You were riding your bike on the sidewalk, so you probably deserved it. Unless it was a bike path, you should have been on the road.

Shazam25 7

Friday 26 July 2013 9:40

They have this new thing nowadays where you actually go around people instead of through or over them. How about you try that instead of being all anxious about stupid shit.