An attempt was made

By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
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Ethan_Anonymous 28

I hate when I'm checking out a girl and they try to show off. Like really, if I'm checking you out and you notice and are into me, just talk to me

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PotatoesAndCake 26

Maybe he was into that but he ran away because it was too sexy for him

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ToxicTyrael 26

Yeah maybe he got an uncontrollable boner and didn't want you to see it.

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odamaliekh 26

Maybe crack a joke next time. Just butt in to it! Hopefully you won't hit bottom, and be bummed big time. Just don't make an ass of yourself :)

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hellnosucka 27

and that kids, is how I met your mother.

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aj9319 16

I like it when people come up with interesting usernames from their FML moment.

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juicy_extasy 25

Sounds like you tried the 'Bend and snap' technique from legally blonde

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