An attempt was made

By bubblewrap - 20/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
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Ethan_Anonymous 28

I hate when I'm checking out a girl and they try to show off. Like really, if I'm checking you out and you notice and are into me, just talk to me

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Cpl_Levi 19

Op Ydi for tryina manipulate a poor guy as in if he's checking you out it means you already got him hook line and sinker

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Le_ponderer 14

That's what happens OP; when you try too hard to toot your own horn.

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tiredofwaiting 25

I would have hided if that were me.

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jlgabbard 4

maybe next time you should go to the bathroom or eat food that makes you less gassy...

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infinitemonkey 21

I hate fart/poop FMLs. But this may be one of my favorite FMLs ever--great writing.

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joellandis75 3

Sucks being a *****

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