Another one?

By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:24 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 924
You deserved it 4 864

Same thing different taste

Comments

Would he happen to be afraid of your silver jewelry? If so then start asking him to buy you more of them.

That's nothing....don't be worried until he tells you he has worms and now you have to get tested haha D:

If he drags his ass on the carpet, then I would start worrying lol

perdix 29

If he hasn't noticed you for years, you may be a dog. If you meet up with him during his wolf phase, you might get some canine action going on, doggy-style ;) Full moon in about 10 days. Good luck with that :D

So . . . 10 days is plenty of time to go out and buy that Silver-Bullet Pocket Rocket and play "Underworld"?

KiwiKitten 2

Because they think regurgitating the same tired phrases will earn thumbs up.

McNerdyNerd 8

Aaaaroooooh!!!! :) join in? Lol

He was born as an adult, never had a childhood, bitter at the world and voting YDI on every FML.

If he was born an adult, I feel sorry for the mother...

It's your lucky day! Hook up with this guy because you know that with every full moon, he'll eat you!

Still a better love story than twilight

twifan1901 0

Did anyone else imagine the troll in his picture saying that? No just me