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Would he happen to be afraid of your silver jewelry? If so then start asking him to buy you more of them.
That's nothing....don't be worried until he tells you he has worms and now you have to get tested haha D:
If he drags his ass on the carpet, then I would start worrying lol
If he hasn't noticed you for years, you may be a dog. If you meet up with him during his wolf phase, you might get some canine action going on, doggy-style ;) Full moon in about 10 days. Good luck with that :D
D: bad mental image!
So . . . 10 days is plenty of time to go out and buy that Silver-Bullet Pocket Rocket and play "Underworld"?
She should howl during the sex.
Ydi for "crushing on" someone...
Really, you've never had a crush?
He was born as an adult, never had a childhood, bitter at the world and voting YDI on every FML.
If he was born an adult, I feel sorry for the mother...
It's your lucky day! Hook up with this guy because you know that with every full moon, he'll eat you!
Still a better love story than twilight
time to find someone else
More like the show being human
Keywords
Tell him you're a vampire.
Get into character, be his werewoman!