Another one?

By Anonymous - 27/04/2012 15:24 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
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pexy_fml 16

It's time for you to think that you are Bella

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TheFamilyElf 17

Well... Maybe, just maybe, he IS a werewolf, and he feels so comfortable and safe around you he knows he can tell you the truth without you blowing his cover. Come on, throw him a bone. (...teehee) Or he's just a little out there. Or a lot. Still, how cool would it be if he was actually a werewolf?? Team OP's crush!

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owlfeatures 8

My thoughts exactly! Everyone is talking about a fake, gay love story with a "werewolf" and a "vampire" and a depressed girl but no one thinks of the other werewolf-human love stories... Pffff! Pitiful people! :)

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connendrum 3

this is freaking hilarious! after so many years.

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Zomg_Okay 26

Alright, you win 90. :P My point still stands about the runts in Twilight, though.

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DocBastard 38

You can tell I'm older than most of you since the first thing I thought of after reading this was "Teen Wolf" rather than "Twilight". God damn you Stephanie Meyer for ruining werewolves and vampires! Damn you!

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starwind3438 9

Doc, If Brahm Stoker was still alive he would beat the shit out of her.

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katcot99 11

Epic fail, twilight syndrome?

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