Embarrassing, Accident and Kids: ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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You deserved it 7 897

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By Crog - 11/02/2009 11:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML

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You deserved it 31 818

By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 47 210

Bounce off

By clumsy girl - 25/09/2023 12:30 - United States - Austin

Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML

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You deserved it 745

By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

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You deserved it 52 228

By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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You deserved it 4 373

By Al - 22/06/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML

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You deserved it 3 354

By xx-look-at-xx - 13/04/2013 00:14 - France - Auriol

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML

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You deserved it 19 831

Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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You deserved it 5 035

By aero00 - 27/07/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML

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You deserved it 13 509

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:16

Sounds like It was the kid's fault anyways. You never walk in front of a person while they are swinging.

ipwnallmen 10

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:13

Poor kid. F His life.

Comments

ninjadinos 14

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:27

Pretty sure that happens every time I go to the park.. I swear, I don't try to beat up children, but the punches and kicks just happen..

twofirstnames 12

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:34

It's all fun and games until a child gets kicked in the head..

perdix 29

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:40

And then, it's hilarious!

rubberduckie94 13

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:37

It is a right of childhood to get hurt at the park. Back in my day there was no such thing safety. . All you youngins check out seventies play ground equipment. We got hurt everyday And we liked it!!!! I do hope you did not give the poor kid a concussion. Truthfully, though not your lt if fault. If he was old enough to be walking alone he should have known better, if he was to young to know better his parents should have been watching closer.

l0v3p4in 7

Tuesday 20 March 2012 1:20

I miss merry-go-rounds, monkey bars, and see-saws. You can't find those nowadays anymore. :( I feel for the kids these days.

venomousddog 19

Tuesday 20 March 2012 1:27

Don't forget a really good swirley slide

rubberduckie94 13

Tuesday 20 March 2012 2:59

Remember getting the merry go round going insanely fast just to see who could hold on the longest with out flying off. And the rusty tetanus filled monkey bars. Falling on concrete or rocks. And definitely the see saw that if you got mad at the person while you were on it you got off and let them slam full speed to the ground from about six or seven feet up. Those were the days.

sailoroftheseas 7

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:38

Obliviance, by who? That is the question!

smilefaces8 2

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:41

When I was 7 I tryed to doge swings it was fun :)

lizard399 0

Tuesday 20 March 2012 1:07

I did that too, until I got kicked in the head.. It wasn't fun after that, just scary with flash backs of pain.

smilefaces8 2

Tuesday 20 March 2012 1:30

I jumped down under the swing I bet the kids that they couldn't hit me I never got hit da da dada can't touch dis

SkrimQueen 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:43

Nice one swifty ;P

gader 3

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:47

He/she was blocking the road. It's not your fault blind ass.

KVKdragon 26

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:50

Eh, that's the kid's fault, not yours. You should be a little sympathetic since he's in pain but not too much since he brought it on himself by being in the way and not having the right of way.