Embarrassing, Accident and Kids: ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 508

You deserved it 7 897

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By Crog - 11/02/2009 11:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally kicked a child down a set of steps. I work in a kids play area. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 827

You deserved it 31 818

By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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You deserved it 6 018

Headshot

By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 867

You deserved it 47 210

Bounce off

By clumsy girl - 25/09/2023 12:30 - United States - Austin

Today, I embraced my inner child and went to a trampoline park with friends. I was having a blast until I attempted a somersault and ended up bouncing right into a group of screaming toddlers. I was escorted out by a concerned parent. FML

I agree, your life sucks 274

You deserved it 745

By trashcanned - 06/04/2009 11:47 - United States

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

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You deserved it 52 228

By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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You deserved it 4 373

By Al - 22/06/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was walking around the park with my wife. Out of nowhere, a little girl on a bicycle slammed in to me, knocking me to the ground. As I rolled over, sure that my ankle was broken, her father ran over to me. He screamed, "Watch where you're going, douchebag!" FML

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You deserved it 3 354

By xx-look-at-xx - 13/04/2013 00:14 - France - Auriol

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML

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You deserved it 19 831

Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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You deserved it 5 035

By aero00 - 27/07/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, I was fooling around on the trampoline with this guy, when a bounce caused us to bang our heads together, knocking me out cold. FML

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You deserved it 13 509

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:16

Sounds like It was the kid's fault anyways. You never walk in front of a person while they are swinging.

ipwnallmen 10

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:13

Poor kid. F His life.

Comments

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Tuesday 20 March 2012 2:40

You monster!

muffinXmonster 12

Tuesday 20 March 2012 2:51

Dick

LemonLolly 10

Tuesday 20 March 2012 2:56

Kid should have watched their distance.

FatTony2010 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 2:56

Child murderer!

Honeydall 3

Tuesday 20 March 2012 3:03

lmao. poor kid!

mrtjawesome 14

Tuesday 20 March 2012 3:07

die potato. NNNNOOOOOOOOO *splat*

BeatifulPenguin 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 3:09

Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate

BeatifulPenguin 4

Tuesday 20 March 2012 3:07

You should've been paying attention, and you should feel bad… YDI! Poor kid:( f his l

idkmonica 5

Tuesday 20 March 2012 14:54

The kid should have been paying attention especially since there is a big possibility that the kid could have been behind him or that the kid ran in front of the swings, not much you can do there.

granolabutt8 7

Tuesday 20 March 2012 3:16

Maybe if his hooker mom was paying attention to where her kid was instead if trying to find someone to blow for crack, she would have been keeping him out of the way. /joking But seriously, kids have zero spatial perception. Ever seen them run into the street, or into the path of a stick swinging at a pinata? You have if you've ever watched AFV for five minutes. They can't perceive whether where they're wandering could be a potentially dangerous situation. A parent should have been watching him. Unfortunately, there's probably no way OP could have stopped her momentum fast enough to avoid hitting him when he ran into her path. That's when you jump off the swing and mosey off.

TheGothGamerGirl 20

Tuesday 20 March 2012 3:33

The kid should have been more careful, I can't see how a kid can get hit in the head from someone being on the swing unless he walks in front or behind the swinger, in that case it's the kids YDI