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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Israel

Today, my dad made a voodoo doll out of a melon. This seems to happen a lot. FML
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Top comments

ManInTheMachine 19

He practicing for when you start dating, if you haven't already. It'll finally explain why your dates are so uncomfortable. And it's better than a weapon threat. Your dad is a genius!

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123man 11

Maybe he just wants to use it so that you can't elope.

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maggySNP 12

Israeli voodoo doll, hmmm, I'd be kinda scared

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joethebiden 8

Yeah, I see your point, it's usually done with a potato.

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Enslaved 36

Just don't invite, Gallagher with his sledgehammer over to your house! Can you imagine the carnage?!

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simoncat 11

Garlic keeps away vampires. -- Who do the voodoo you do?

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Tigerblossom 19

Am I the only one who thinks this is actually pretty cool? I wonder what a melon voodoo doll looks like....

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perdix 29

#52, no, evidently the OP's dad thinks so, too, so there are two of you.

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perdix 29

I'm wondering why this happens a lot. Does the had have a lot of enemies, or do people keep eating the same enemy he's trying to curse over and over again? "Who the **** ate Shlomo again? How can I get Shlomo to contract explosive diarrhea if you people keep eating him?"

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SirTiggerEsq 16

So, whoever the voodoo doll represents immediately becomes delicious?

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outoftown 26

Some guys will do anything to avoid eating the recommended 5-11 servings of fruits and vegetables. Maybe he's trying to curse his nutritionist?

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asherm 15

Did he Gallagher it instead of push pins in it? Now that is a lot of pent up anger

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