Are you OK?

By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
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jorvid 0

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

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24788 6

What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

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24788 6

What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

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its_kylie_bish 1

ikr i talk to my pet flying ninjasaurus all the fcking time...he's invisible...O.o

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Lolerskatez 0

You're from Pennsylvania that explains enough doesn't it? I thought that's where unicorns come from?..

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MusicLover951320 0

exactly! my winged platypus RARELY gives out compliments to people. he's a bit uptight(:

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iMuffinKat 16

Well...everyone has their own way of flirting. My pet griffin Billy Bob Joe happens to be my wingman. Don't judge.

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scateice 0

Unicorns are real :O I thought everyone knew that!!! (1)

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Bullet4MyChemaMo 12

That is soooo like what Frank Iero would say! Sorry, MCR obsession here! But it's totally true XD

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Kristinky 0

I appreciate you MCR reference! :D

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chelzy 0

don't u mean a three year olds mind?

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yaneliee 0

Damn youre a pretty stuck up bitch that has no imagination whatsoever

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jorvid 0

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

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mathewneill 0

actually just created an account so i could say that this comment is ******* awesome!!

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DiamondGirlj 18

Basically, my friend murdered my unicorn. RIP BRUTUS xD

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WhatAMishap 0

How can this have not come up on like, your first date? Isn't it an important thing to discover, whether your boyfriend is mad or not?

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supafuz 0

You should be so excited. My Unicorn says most are really tough critics. I cant believe one thinks your cute. IM SO JEALOUS

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HamsteronA 0

I know, that's EXACTLY what mine says!

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fuzion50 6

My unicorn HATES everyone except my girlfreind

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chococat251 9

Mine feels the same way

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frootloop25 0

You act as if unicorns aren't real... You have my idealistic boyfriend, btw.

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awkwardturtley 0

omg seriously I'd be simply ecstatic to meet a real unicorn! Especially be complicated by one!! I'm so jealous :O

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PlayboyPikachu 0

He was probably tripping balls, ask him if he wants to have an acid date.

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