Are you OK?

By unicorn - 12/06/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend. Suddenly he starts speaking gibberish. I ask what's wrong? He says, "I was just talking to my unicorn. He says you're pretty," and winks at me. What have we learned today? The person I like is a freak, and apparently unicorns are real. FML
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jorvid 0

First of all unicorns is real, and you should be grateful that the unicorn even thought you were worthy of a compliment, you ****!

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24788 6

What's wrong with having imaginary friends that you talk to?

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DancingHorse 0

LMAO!! You should have said thank you! His unicorn paid you a lovely compliment.

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littlemisslee 0

Sounds like a catch to me... Right fluffy?oh, fluffy's my saber-tooth tiger.

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chelzy 0

hehe... I have a psychotic squirell named: BILL. and his name must be spelled in all caps, with a period after it, or else BILL. will kill you. with his ninja spork.

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fuzion50 6

ok chelzy. funniest ****** comment ever

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ohxberlin 0

charlieeeeeee....charlieee! lets go to candy mountain charrrrrlieeee

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fxdxhk90 0

He's either nuts, or he's trying to freak you out because he wants to break up. Either way, dump him.

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HeyThereGorgeous 0

#34 I gotta saber too! Her name is Lyra!

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skittleface 0

hahahahahahaa, dump him. people who think unicorns are real are a wiley bunch. wouldn't mess with that kind of person.

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hellzyeah88 0

why didn't you realize this before he became your boyfriend?? YDI. If it bothers you so much, dump him. If not, get over it and **** him.....while the unicorn watches.

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AdamGD 0

I am loving the comments on this one!! Hilarious!!

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