As a treat

By Sleepdeprived - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Falmouth

Today, I bought some crickets as a treat for my lizard. One escaped and somehow got into the heating system in my room. The chirping is amplified and comes from everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Goodbye, restful sleep. FML
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stupidface15 16

at least if theres an awkward silence there will be proper sound effects

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Divia1 9

It will die soon and dry up quickly, don't worry. I absolutely despise crickets. if you want to treat your lizard get him hornworms or Phoenix Worms.

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morpanda 9

Hey, I'd think it's peaceful.. Imagine you're outside camping.

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xlizardxqueenx 7

the cricket will die soon without food and water. Try feeding your lizard superworms and dubia roaches. ~Mother of 7 dragons, 8 geckos, 1 tegu, and 1 basilisk.

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DirtyBlackSocks 1

I had the same problem with my lizard, who lived in my room. When I put him in the cage at night, he would let some crickets get out and the would find crooks in my room, and annoy the hell out of me...

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PikaFruit 6

I think I feel more sorry for the cricket...

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HinaxNaru 12

Same thing happened to an old friend cept it went up his pants Good luck !

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PrinceOfBritain 20

At least you'll have something to respond to Dane Cook jokes with

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slimshadyduhh 4

Bearded dragon?

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xxhdxx 11

heat makes them chirp more so try not to use it too much

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Jall8089 9

I can relate. My daughter has pet frogs. She’s an adult now and moved out a few years ago, so that particular hell is over for me, but it used to happen fairly regularly. 🦗

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