Assface

By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 473
You deserved it 3 449

Same thing different taste

Top comments

EvenIfItKillsMe 0

awh. People can be so mean.

You sound like a sweety, though. At least your ass is nice?

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Why does everybody here have such sympathy? Maybe the OP truly is ugly? It's harsh but boo hoo.... Yes, FTL because of it, but move on. I'm kind of tired of ugly people, fat people, douche bag people* all complaining. FML should be about more of ordinary people being in extraordinary sucky situations. Not the people I just mentioned in typical situations. *I'm obviously all of these at the same time, you can tell by the tone of my comment

Know what i think?? When you turned around they probably realized you were too good for them so they insulted you trying to make themselves look better, therefore making you want them more because now 'they're better than you'. It didnt work so well for them did it? Haha keep your head up high and know who you are and what you stand for. In my books that counts for a lot more than looks ;) GL

stephaniepopatia 0

I agree #32. I'm not vain. But some people are just plain ugly.

Hey at least he can hit it from behind?

Your butt makes up for you face. I don't see a problem here.

I want picture proof of your ass being that nice. They're shallow shitbags who bring people down for fun, don't let it bring you down. I'm sure they would've said that to anyone else too.

gingermonster16 0

Hey, nice butts are always a good thing. And they sound like the one's with shitty personalities so that sucks. And you should have said something back to the sort of: "No worries, the only reason I turned around was because I assumed you were hot from the sound of your voice, oops, I was wrong as well!"

He's a guy. That's not a normal thing to say.

hey dont worry about it, if you decide you're attractive and confident then you are. people like those girls are insecure and immature and they boost themselves by putting other people down.