Assface

By bitches. - 15/06/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 65 473
You deserved it 3 449

Same thing different taste

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EvenIfItKillsMe 0

awh. People can be so mean.

You sound like a sweety, though. At least your ass is nice?

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Be confident. If you have to walk past some cute girls, just walk by head kept high looking confident (Not smug) and happy. They won't say anything if you do.

Hey! Most guys don't have nice butts!!!

I hope they'll read this and find out how insensitive they were :/

Ouch. Should've shouted back "Oh, I thought you'd be hot..." and walked away. xD Those girls are shallow, I would just forget about them. They'll be the ones who end up with what they see as cute guys who are jerks and treat them badly, whereas whoever you end up with will be the lucky girl who likes you for who you are as well as how you look. I see this as F their lives for being so shallow. So you don't see yourself as being the most attractive guy, be happy with who you are - confidence is a good thing to have :)

elmarcelop 0

you need some more confidence...

fretforyerlatte 0

haha 45, that's what you did when you had a bad day? you must be the nicest person ever, because i would do that if i was having the best day of my life. factor in already being pissed and it might have gotten a lot uglier. hell with those bitches, OP. take your sweet ass to someone who will appreciate the rest of you.

Colby_Colbert 0

I never look back unless it's a friend's voice. we do those sorts of thing all the time. But that sucks, what bitches.