Assigned bald at birth

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out I'm balding faster than my dad. I'm 19. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 337
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shewasalmost18 0

BOSLEY CHANGED MY LIFE AND IT CAN CHANGE YOURS! my billy mays impression

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Sharrakor 0

I sympathize, my friend, as I'm balding too. Can't see for sure whether it's faster than my father, but things don't look good for me at the mere age of 17. In fact, I'm going today to have a consultation for...for...A HAIR TRANSPLANT!

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ovyind 0

It's REALLY not too smart to get a hair transplant. It never fills in, even though they claim it does. It usually turns out even worse than before, plus then you've lost all options when it comes to being able to carry your hair in style. You should just keep it short. Embrace the way nature's made you.

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Sharrakor 0

I was pretty much going because my mom already scheduled the appointment, THEN told me about it. I'm really not into body modification, so I'm turning it out anyway. It seemed like a not-too-bad idea, but...eh, it's just not for me.

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snoopy24_fml 0

Shave your head like Michael Rosenbaum on Smallville!!!

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Aww... You could use those products they advertise on TV? :] They probably don't work, but still...

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fistofflu03 0

Your hair typically is from your mothers side of the family, Not your fathers.

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lalaland200 0

You are beautiful, no matter what they say. Baldness cant bring you down! Dont let them hairy asses bring you down todaaaaay. Seriously tho, bald is beautiful. Be proud of yourself. Dont let those hairy asses out there make fun of you.

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irony_sucks 0

It's normal don't worry about it. This 20 year old I know is already going bald with gray hair. I don't know what the **** is wrong with him but you get the point.

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lil_lucy23 0

Shave it off!! Intentionally bald is extremely sexy!!

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ManOfTheHour 0

I'm 20 and nearly bald also. BUT I got a hair transplant, so in 3-4 months I'll look like everyone else again. If you have the money thats good. If not, try Propecia, it keeps like 90% of your hair in place.

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