Assumptions

By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 12:54 - United States

Today, I received an envelope from Verizon. I assumed it was my bill. I opened it and saw a Visa credit card offer so I quickly snapped it in half to prevent identity theft. Only after playing with the pieces for 10 minutes did I realize that it was the $100 rebate for my new phone. FML
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Same thing different taste

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What exactly was your thought process? I'm thinking either: "QUICK! Somebody could come into my house, rip the credit card offer out of my hands, run out and go redeem it in my name! I better snap it in half (because that's completely irreparable and would foil the thief) before reading it!" Or: "QUICK! I've opened the envelope so now spy satellites can see it through the window! I better snap it in half (so they can't see it anymore because spy satellites don't actually record anything they see) before reading it!"

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YDI for using verison. I have no hope of being s troll.... and I don't wanna be. OOl

Yes... because even if it was a fraudulent card, snapping it in half prevents identity theft. How dumb can you be? If it WAS a fraudulent card, you would need the card intact to read the account number to cancel it. ****, I cannot deal with the stupidity of some people.

YDI WHY WOULD YOU SNAP IT IN HALF BEFORE YOU READ IT. It's not like an identity theft ninja is going to steal the details within a few minutes at home

wait you snapped it in HALF and you had to "play" with the pieces for 10 minutes? Wow.

moopsy234 0

thank you :) but u have jus talkd to a twelve year old!!! ;) lol haaaaaaaayyyyy jk jk but ya I lik arguing with ppl

You totally deserved it because you're an idiot. I agree, your life sucks because you're an idiot.

"Today, I opened my wallet to get out some money, and saw a variety of different cards containing my personal information. I immediately set my wallet on fire and destroyed them all to prevent identity theft. Only after staring at my destroyed wallet for 10 minutes did I realise that my tinfoil hat is REALLY tight around the ears. FML"

Bathory_fml 0

"To prevent identity theft". This is not how identity theft works. You deserve losing that $100 dollars, although I suppose you could contact Verizon and inquire how your stupidity has affected your rebate.

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