Assumptions

By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 12:54 - United States

Today, I received an envelope from Verizon. I assumed it was my bill. I opened it and saw a Visa credit card offer so I quickly snapped it in half to prevent identity theft. Only after playing with the pieces for 10 minutes did I realize that it was the $100 rebate for my new phone. FML
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null_fml 11

What exactly was your thought process? I'm thinking either: "QUICK! Somebody could come into my house, rip the credit card offer out of my hands, run out and go redeem it in my name! I better snap it in half (because that's completely irreparable and would foil the thief) before reading it!" Or: "QUICK! I've opened the envelope so now spy satellites can see it through the window! I better snap it in half (so they can't see it anymore because spy satellites don't actually record anything they see) before reading it!"

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capital_seven 0

I don't even understand how you made this mistake. YDI

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loveisflawed 0

haha. i work for verizon. you must be right up there with the verizon/alltel clientele. Did you call customer service? 1800 922 0204?

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buttons_n_things 0

if you call the number or go on the website you can transfer the money to a bank account :P dumbass

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Arsenic_Cupcake 0

Um, think before you act?

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jojutschko 0

seriously. u get something in the mail, and immediately snap it on half?!

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Sniper3000 0

i guess ppl out there really are just stupid.....

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slientRequiem 0

well... you are an idiot. just send it back and tell em you got it broken. problem solved

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Leftieswillrule 3

identity theft isn't on a timer after you open the letter, read it fist dumbshit

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