Health and Clothes: At last! - FML

At last!

By All Dressed Up With No Place To Go - 11/09/2015 05:57 - United States - Ashland

Today, I finally lost enough weight to fit into the beautiful dress that I ordered for my senior prom. I graduated from high school in 2010. FML

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By ipaid350dollarsfornothing - 15/03/2013 07:09 - Qatar

Today, my prom dress finally arrived. My prom was yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML

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By Angelica - 26/05/2011 03:19 - Canada

Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML

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Get Back

By Bram - 24/06/2022 02:00

Today, marks my one hundredth pound loss. To celebrate, I put on my first backless dress I bought for this occasion. The dress fit great. Unfortunately, today also marks the realization that instead of inheriting my father's beautiful hazel eyes, the universe blessed me with his hard to get rid of back rolls instead. FML

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Nostalgia

By Fatty - 06/05/2009 15:04 - United States

Today, I was excited about my friend going wedding dress shopping, so before I went to go work out, I decided to try on a prom dress from high school to remember what it felt like to get dressed up. It was too tight, I broke the zipper, and spent 45 minutes trapped before I cut myself out. FML

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By boudinette - 15/04/2015 10:14 - France - Saint-martin-d'heres

Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2016 22:56 - United States - San Bruno

Today, I hung out with some old friends for the first time since losing about 50 pounds, going from clinically obese to a healthy weight. I even bought a cute new dress for the occasion to show off my new body. No one noticed the change. FML

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XXL

By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 23:01

Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML

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By Winx - 16/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, my dad informed me that my prom dress makes me look chubby from the side, gives me "back fat", and that I wouldn't want to go to prom looking like that. I tried to ignore his hurtful comments and tell myself I was beautiful. Then the clasp broke. FML

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Thinning

By Anonymous - 12/06/2021 05:01 - United States - Greenville

Today, I've lost so much weight from depression that I don't fit into women's clothing anymore. There's nothing like trying to find dress pants in the kids section. FML

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Zaketh2112 10

Friday 11 September 2015 17:57

But you did it! Rejoice in that!!

Wafalafaugus 18

Friday 11 September 2015 17:57

Were you not fitted or took measurements for your dress? Or did you just make a hopeful guess? If the former, you should have returned it and demanded it refitted or a refund; if the latter, YDI. Either way, congrats on losing weight!

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Xynie 20

Friday 11 September 2015 22:19

Although YDI for buying a dress that didnt fit, you got to your desired weight. Throw a fancy party so you have an excuse to show it off.

tiredofwaiting 25

Friday 11 September 2015 23:28

At least you reached your goal weight. You will have another occasion to wear it.

Weirddate 11

Friday 11 September 2015 23:55

Congrats on losing weight! Keep it up and walk into your 10 year hs reunion a new woman that everyone will take note of!

ChristySaysRawr 14

Saturday 12 September 2015 0:03

At least you got to your goal! Some people never get there. Congratulations! :)

bigwhiskey69 6

Saturday 12 September 2015 1:07

Better late than never

writerchic85 25

Saturday 12 September 2015 2:06

Congratulations on the weight loss!

crispyjello69 19

Saturday 12 September 2015 2:09

Better late than never!

dyscomonkee 12

Saturday 12 September 2015 2:52

Why would you keep for so many years? Why did you try it on again?

smoothies14 32

Saturday 12 September 2015 2:58

Who cares? You're ready to go on a real date! Congrats!

McLake 6

Saturday 12 September 2015 3:34

I hit you deserve it because you deserve to feel good if you tried hard to loose weight

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