Love: Awkward

Awkward

By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 08:42 - Australia

Today, a neighbour called to say my water tank burst. A colleague followed me home to help, took off his shirt so it wouldn't get wet, and climbed through my window to get to the roof. My boyfriend unexpectedly came home as we were emerging from the bedroom. My colleague was still buttoning his shirt up. FML

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Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2014 20:53 - United States - Canton

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Today, I was in the middle of a shower, and downstairs I heard my 7 year old daughter screaming "Mom!! Help! I need you right now!" I panicked and ran downstairs, not giving myself enough time to put some clothing on. It was my neighbor at the door. FML

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By breeeeeh - 21/06/2013 22:18 - France - Brou-sur-chantereine

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

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By Stunned - 04/02/2013 09:15 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 14:37 - United States

Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML

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By failure - 14/07/2011 16:24 - Russian Federation

Today, my neighbour's boiler broke and flooded his home. To solve the problem, the water company shut off the neighbourhood's water supply while they fixed his boiler. I am now unable to shower, and I smell like a zoo animal. FML

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By jennybrev - 13/07/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML

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Break in

By GodDaughter - 20/09/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2010 14:03 - Canada

Today, I'm the only one at work in a small office. The water tank sprung a leak. Guess who had to call the boss and get instructions via cell phone to turn it off? I can't even leave the office to change my soaked clothes, because I need to wait for an important phone call. Seven hours to go. FML

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omgxwtfxheather 2

Sunday 15 November 2009 12:46

lucy you got some splainin to do!

emilysanftwsom 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 12:32

Wow, I bet that was awkward. FYL though.

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couny343 1

Monday 16 November 2009 2:25

good cover story. did you post it here just to try prove to your boyfriend that it's true?

NatzSwifey 0

Monday 16 November 2009 2:30

why were u in the bedroom to begin with, and why wouldnt u call ur bf to let him know about the burst water tank if he lived there too? I dont understand y u would get a colleague to go home with you to fix it but not call ur bf to let him know.

blastvortex 3

Monday 16 November 2009 3:19

Nice cover up story, kiddo. Even I don't believe it.

ijrnelson 0

Monday 16 November 2009 3:24

u know, following up your lie with a fml post doesn't give it more credibility! besides - if your boiler truely had broke to the extent he needed to take his shirt off to stop it getting wet, there would surely b evidence to back up your story!

grrrarrrg2 2

Monday 16 November 2009 5:57

If the damage really was that bad there would still be water or some form of evidence to prove this to be true which would make this more of a Fuckthatwasawkwardandalmostreallysuckedass than an fuckmylife