Medication, Cute and Health: Awww Sweaty, don't worry

Awww Sweaty, don't worry

By sopheeah - 29/05/2012 07:54 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

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By NewDrugs - 22/02/2013 01:21 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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By Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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By SF49 - 16/01/2013 18:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML

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All out in the open

By Anonymous - 03/06/2020 08:00

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend took some extremely strong painkillers that unfortunately gave him a giddy sense of euphoria. He then stripped naked in his parents' lounge room and yelled, "You've all seen it before!" His really religious parents didn't know this. FML

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Fun fun fun!

By manchild bf - 02/10/2024 00:00 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend was helping me with my medications. While I called the pharmacy, I looked over and saw him making the pill bottles fight each other, with sound effects and funny voices. He's 33. FML

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A step too far

By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, one my friends died. All my crying gave me a headache, so I asked my boyfriend to bring me some aspirin. My headache didn't go away. Instead, I got diarrhea because my boyfriend gave me laxatives instead of aspirin as a "joke" to cheer me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 15:18 - United States

Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML

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Antidate

By Inpain - 08/07/2023 10:00

Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML

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By nhyari - 25/08/2014 18:58 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML

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DawnShadow_fml 5

Tuesday 29 May 2012 16:36

What idiot doesn't look at what he takes?

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 29 May 2012 17:50

YOU DON'T KNOW ME! *runs away sobbing*

Comments

rebel_belle1974 5

Tuesday 29 May 2012 16:42

He's a keeper :-/

queen_awks 16

Tuesday 29 May 2012 16:50

What an original comment...

FMLsOhilarious 6

Tuesday 29 May 2012 16:42

Uh oh, he's going to have a crime scene in his pants! Get him some tampons! It's an emergency!

challan 19

Tuesday 29 May 2012 16:43

Go with it girl! Op- baby, I called the doctor and I have bad news! Bf- What? Op- he says with even just one dose of period medication, men have serious side effects! Bf- omg what side effects!!!!???!!! Op- impudence, sterilization and the growth of man boobs.

dancinwookie 21

Tuesday 29 May 2012 17:06

We're one and the same, 17. Men freak out when they accidentally take a Midol, so why not have a little fun with it, right? "WebMD said you may start spotting from your penis, but that's only temporary. Your real period should start next week. How's your headache though?"

challan 19

Tuesday 29 May 2012 17:43

44- we could mess with him for days! ;) baby, the first sign of change will happen tomorrow morning. If you have to urinate as soon as you wake up, female hormones are taking over. Love your user name btw!