Medication, Cute and Health: Awww Sweaty, don't worry

Awww Sweaty, don't worry

By sopheeah - 29/05/2012 07:54 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

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By NewDrugs - 22/02/2013 01:21 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I went back home after seeing the doctor, I told my boyfriend my new medicine might cause some mood swings. He immediately grabbed his phone and pretended to take a call, then rushed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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By Username - 28/03/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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Dingdong

By SF49 - 16/01/2013 18:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came back from visiting her family. She'd forgotten to take her pills, and decided to "catch up" by taking almost a week's worth of birth control and prescription pills. She's fine, but I had to convince the ER staff that she's not suicidal, just stupid. FML

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All out in the open

By Anonymous - 03/06/2020 08:00

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend took some extremely strong painkillers that unfortunately gave him a giddy sense of euphoria. He then stripped naked in his parents' lounge room and yelled, "You've all seen it before!" His really religious parents didn't know this. FML

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Fun fun fun!

By manchild bf - 02/10/2024 00:00 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend was helping me with my medications. While I called the pharmacy, I looked over and saw him making the pill bottles fight each other, with sound effects and funny voices. He's 33. FML

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A step too far

By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, one my friends died. All my crying gave me a headache, so I asked my boyfriend to bring me some aspirin. My headache didn't go away. Instead, I got diarrhea because my boyfriend gave me laxatives instead of aspirin as a "joke" to cheer me up. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 15:18 - United States

Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML

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Antidate

By Inpain - 08/07/2023 10:00

Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML

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You deserved it 142

By nhyari - 25/08/2014 18:58 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML

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DawnShadow_fml 5

Tuesday 29 May 2012 16:36

What idiot doesn't look at what he takes?

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 29 May 2012 17:50

YOU DON'T KNOW ME! *runs away sobbing*

Comments

mikeymayhem_87 15

Tuesday 29 May 2012 16:51

At least his cramps and bloating will subside!

SydMadrid 0

Tuesday 29 May 2012 16:51

Your boyfriend might want to buy some light tampons

redreynard 14

Tuesday 29 May 2012 16:52

I'm sure this was all part of OP's master plan to poison him. Women and their trickery.

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 29 May 2012 16:54

Good god... If that were to happen, there would be no need for women...

jwebster 8

Tuesday 29 May 2012 16:54

Give him tampons and tell him to find a good man cause you don't eat pussy.

ColdplaySucks 18

Tuesday 29 May 2012 17:00

I dont know what makes him more of an idiot, the fact that he didn't look at the pill jar or the fact that he thinks he'll grow ovaries...

HandsomeRatch 20

Tuesday 29 May 2012 17:01

And if he could get pregnant with his own sperm in that case, how would he deliver the baby? Hmmmmmm.

OhDearBetrayal 25

Tuesday 29 May 2012 17:02

37- Pretty sure the latter wins that one.

jaredofmo 22

Tuesday 29 May 2012 17:03

Bill Cosby had a comedy story where he had a terrible headache and his landlady gave him Mytol for it and it worked. He then went to a drug store to pick some up for next time and got some weird reactions from the pharmacist. I like that story.

SeedlessMe 13

Wednesday 30 May 2012 3:21

Wow, not to sound totally lame here, but holy shit! My dad used to have this on record. Good stuff man. Funny too, I was just talking about it a couple weeks ago while convincing my guy friend to try midol for his headache. (which worked great btw!) haha