Kids: Awwww

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By ljjprchf - 13/12/2009 01:29 - Australia

Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year-old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year-old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML

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By yoked - 18/12/2009 03:48 - United States

Today, while lying in bed with my wife, I asked her if she still loved me. Her reply "Sometimes". This I know is true because she instantly rolled over and farted on my leg. FML

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Kids say the darndest things

By Anonymous - 30/09/2020 02:02

Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML

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By lol - 05/12/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML

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By lamponau - 09/11/2008 11:26 - France

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

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By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:33 - United States - Walpole

Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

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By chee - 11/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML

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Daddy's in the shit again

By habbsrule - 15/06/2012 14:21 - Canada

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

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By Missyangel - 31/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

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TheGuyOverThere 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:47

That's teenagers for you.

I_Own_Ubers 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:48

haha I guess i only find that funny cos I am 16, hardly an fml, more like my life is perfect cos my child has a wonderful sense of humour

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badbunny 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 8:54

ydi for having kids.

withered 30

Sunday 13 December 2009 11:51

Do you have some mental problems?

i_LeGiT_I 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 22:21

asshole

withered 30

Monday 14 December 2009 0:58

Was that for me? Sorry, but I'm really annoyed by all this stupid comments with stupid "YDI" reasons and since I doubt that normal people can be so stupid I asked that.

blooglekoogle 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 5:33

they aren't exactly bad kids, he was just embarrased by his mother asking him how much he loved her. I would be embarrassed!

Virro 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 9:35

i bet you just got a divorce

AtrumMessor 1

Sunday 13 December 2009 10:01

Bahaha, typical teen... :D

o0ginger0o 7

Sunday 13 December 2009 10:40

Gee mom, I love you so much that it's just bursting out my ass.

VintageVS6 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 12:46

Great =P First time ever I actually laughed because of a comment! Thanks =P

_Mazza_ 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 11:12

Serves you right for fishing for compliments. From a teenager, no less.

withered 30

Sunday 13 December 2009 11:50

Typical answer for a teenager, or course he/she loves you ;P

The_Captain 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 12:45

The true aussie response to something like that!

teentee401 36

Saturday 17 January 2015 4:19

Seems like something you could hear from a teenager anywhere in the world.... How is that an Australia-specific response?

itouchguy360 3

Sunday 13 December 2009 13:36

now how is your life ******? More like a creative way of saying: My child has a sense of humor. Fml. Really, that is lame.

shalizzz 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 15:53

YDI especially since you didn't ask them WHETHER they loved you, but instead wanted to know HOW MUCH they loved you. What did you expect for them to answer? Something like "I love you to the Moon and stars and back and want to be with you every second of every day...blah...blah....blah!!!!" ???? You are way too old to be so needy!

arabianhorse1234 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 16:32

This sounds fake to me. What kind of mother who has a 16 year old gets upset when they get a crappy answer to "how much do you love me?" She should have known better.