Kids: Awwww

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By ljjprchf - 13/12/2009 01:29 - Australia

Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year-old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year-old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML

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By yoked - 18/12/2009 03:48 - United States

Today, while lying in bed with my wife, I asked her if she still loved me. Her reply "Sometimes". This I know is true because she instantly rolled over and farted on my leg. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 193

You deserved it 4 640

Kids say the darndest things

By Anonymous - 30/09/2020 02:02

Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 905

You deserved it 1 102

By lol - 05/12/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 523

You deserved it 9 263

By lamponau - 09/11/2008 11:26 - France

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 530

You deserved it 6 179

By Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 914

You deserved it 9 075

By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:33 - United States - Walpole

Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 247

You deserved it 8 786

Thanks, I hate it

By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 218

You deserved it 6 252

By chee - 11/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML

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You deserved it 2 944

Daddy's in the shit again

By habbsrule - 15/06/2012 14:21 - Canada

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 508

You deserved it 30 129

By Missyangel - 31/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 376

You deserved it 11 458

TheGuyOverThere 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:47

That's teenagers for you.

I_Own_Ubers 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:48

haha I guess i only find that funny cos I am 16, hardly an fml, more like my life is perfect cos my child has a wonderful sense of humour

Comments

DJ_Chutfield 4

Monday 14 December 2009 9:22

Talking about love and shit is embarrassing to teens, so he dodged the question with humour. This is not an FML.

Bunbu 8

Tuesday 15 December 2009 12:31

You deserve it for being one of those creepy moms who ask how much their kids love them. I tell my mom I love her all the time and I'm 16, but it's weird if you ask.. Besides, I would've waited until the stench of my fart wafted up to the front seat and gagged you. :3

TwoZeroOZ 2

Tuesday 15 December 2009 21:08

Agreed x 1000. "How much do you love me?" Translates easily into "I have serious self esteem issues, and somehow think it's your job to make me feel better - since I can't do it myself."

hawkloverr 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 19:13

King Lear. Ha ha. Read it.

NO_LOVE_fml 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 22:35

hahahahaha

tedwin223 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 20:22

well that is a 16 yr old for u! when they are young they are cute and are always asking u good questions. when they get older they inform u that u know nothing and they are sure that the know everything.