Back to reality

By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 18:02 - United Kingdom - Saint Neots

Spicy
Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML
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raycj 1

I bet he'll make sure you won't be walking after that comment!

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perdix 29

And then he said, "You talk a good game, . . ." turned around, bent over and continued, "but, you're gonna have to prove it, cowboy!"

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Tavers 19

You've always got the best comments, Perdix

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ConnyTheUnicorn 8

Of course you mean that she hurt her little toe at some furniture. You should have said that. :D Actually, saying things like 'didn't think you'd be walking after that' is just not appropriate, even for your girlfriend.

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False_Stupidity 41

GF probably has ninja parents who only said they would be out of town to see what their daughter gets up to when she thinks they aren't there and her dad was hiding in the closet all along watching the whole thing.

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BurningGrannies 16

somehow, I found myself amused at the thought of a man poking a fridge

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nycwrestler 17

You deserved it for thinking you were that good at sex.

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starsfan_9 7

Not necessarily a good lover, just a violent and debilitating lover

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nycwrestler 17

Some people would say that makes you good

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spikekutter 9

i doubt your dick is that big to make it hard for her to walk after you had sex..

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pheebs314 17

Sometimes its hard to walk after a really intense ******...? But he's probably talking up his junk.

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bubo_fml 10

That's when ya look at 'im right in the eye, drop trow, swing it around like a mag light & say, "That's right daddy-o, you recognize that scent o' salmon?" Go out big, young man!

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barefootchic 6

...why on earth would you purposely aggravate and already angered man?

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vbmg152 18

You're lucky it wasn't me! I'm a Mom not a Dad but, I've got great aim with a pistol! If it had been me, you wouldn't be alive to post this FML! Consider yourself lucky! Get your own place!

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GhostChickens 17

Although it's highly unlikely that the dad will have a pistol, i wonder if he still has a weapon of some sort? My dad kept a cricket bat and a shovel in the kitchen. I don't think he'd actually use them, but I didn't bring anyone home, just in case. My friend's dad was a builder. When she brought home her first boyfriend, he showed him all the tools he had in the creepiest way possible. Nobody likes people messing with their kids.

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