hey just be happy that you don't have it all the time like I do, even my beard grows white..... stupid birth mark

whiny bitch, just explain

did you shave the rest of the beard off? or just use marker to draw a beard in the half that was already shaved??

pick up the shaved off beard and glue it back to your chin. good as new.

The Woods. OP was playing Bear Grylls(sp?), eating camels, building lion-proof tents out of parachutes, training racoons to fetch food and whatnot. >.<

spray on tan... duh

If you don't care for the fake tanner idea (they are hard to get right unless you have experience, and your face isn't the best place to be doing test runs), then try this: Get a high spf facial sunblock. Carefully apply it to all areas of your face that are already tanned, but avoid the pale beard area. Sunblock the rest of you as usual. Then go get a little sun. The sunblock will slow down the tanning on the rest of your face, and allow the pale area to tan faster. I know it's not the healthiest thing for your skin, but you already sound like you don't mind a little tanning, and at least this will even things out and be natural.

you just can't help but smile when you read this

why didn't u just buy a razor dumbass?

put on some makeup and get over it.