Dogs and Animals: Bad doggo!

Bad doggo!

By coral - 08/07/2009 17:51 - United States

Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML

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Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML

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By oneloveliz - 17/09/2017 23:15

Today, I was watching my dog via security camera live feed, when my roommate came in completely naked to make breakfast for himself. FML

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By GlassPwn - 19/12/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I walked into my room in only a towel. I walked in front of my brother to get to my computer. He said, "My webcam is on." I replied smartly by screaming, hugging the towel tightly to me, turning, and running straight into the glass door, dropping the towel. His friends saw and laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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Wednesday 8 July 2009 22:48

I hope that you're hot.

jouhou 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 22:49

Today, I was over my friend Timmy's house when his dog runs in with a bra in his mouth. Before we could even figure out what was going on, his sister runs into the room naked. BEST. DAY. EVER.

Comments

rekabdarb 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 2:51

i bet your brother's friends want to: A: come over a lot more or B: never come near you (depending on their... likes and dislikes of females)

Sappheyes 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 2:54

Ep. Ic.

Avenging_Angel 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 2:55

Ok, even if you are home alone, use a towel  cuz you're gonna drip all over the floor and neighbors might be able to see through the windows

toothdecay7758 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 2:59

are you hot?

BrownCow9 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 3:04

The FML really depends on how old everyone is. Say the OP is 12 and her brother and his friends are 17. Say the OP is 17 and her brother and his friends are 12. Big difference in completely different ways.

laomaostu 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 3:30

shower with your door opened? that is cool...

Dixie_Normous 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 4:30

So what? You don't know those kids and I bet you rarely see them. **** your brother's life. Literally his LIFE. He's NEVER gonna live that down.

adamdrinkslots 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 4:32

hey, check out ijustwanttotellyou.com sometime. its your semi-anonymous venting pleasure...let people know what you really think!

racheal333 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 4:46

Hey, that sounds terrible fyl, but at least you weren't on your period or something... That would be extremely embarrassing (Looking on the Bright Side)