Bad idea

By clumsy - 26/11/2015 05:35 - United States - Warrenton

Today, I realized why "Stay off the grass" signs were all over campus. I cut through the grass on my way to my next class and tripped over a sprinkler head, breaking it off and soaking myself in muddy water. I had to sit through a 4-hour lecture with wet, muddy clothes. FML
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fifi125 21

There's a reason that sign is there. YDI

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gosh_mate 30

YDI. There was a clear warning and you chose to ignore it.

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crochet_addict 10

You're lucky it only says stay off the grass. At my daughter's college campus the signs are "Don't Feed The Alligators!"

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mettaton 9

YDI. There's a sign there for a reason. Also, hopefully you have to pay for repairs too.

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tomvertigo 17

OP: "Poison: Do Not Drink"... HMMM, sounds tasty.

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Stevethatguy 3

you really deserved it, First off you ignore the sign. That I could understand people doing but then you weren't cautious of the grass. Most people would think to look for the reason the sign was there if they did cut. sorry op but ydi

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davek 36

I thought they were just telling us not to smoke weed...

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ks92 16

Why is there school on Thanksgiving? Schools are closed. At least in New York.

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LonelyAngel22 13

Might've been submitted a few days ago and only just got posted, or might be one of those cases where it actually happened a while ago but the person only submitted now for whatever reason.

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gobiteme2 34

To bad they didn't hang a sign around your neck with "DUMB GRASS" on it.

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FalloutScrolls 25

I thought people usually used these things called -brains- on campuses. I guess you learn something new every day. Clearly you did too, OP.

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Colon_Man 17

"And I thought you lived at a school." Now I have to have a marathon day. :)

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ZaiopePerSe 15

"Today I was repeatedly told not to punch a lion in the face. I did and now I have to sit through the rest of my life with scars and nervous damages. FML"

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Shade1982 20

"nervous damage"? Lol, I realise it is probably a typo and you meant "nerve damage", but still funny as h*ll...

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bstarqueen 16

Sucks because you had to sit through a class soaked. But you still deserved it.

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