Kids: Bad mom

Bad mom

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, my daughter's school called to inform me that I needed to bring her some sneakers. Not feeling like driving the 15 minutes to her school, I told them I was away from town. Then I realized I was on my house phone. FML

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You deserved it 71 366

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By daughter - 05/08/2012 07:49 - United States - Kailua

Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text, saying, "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 877

You deserved it 2 383

By noway6000 - 03/03/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 569

You deserved it 94 767

Neglected

By Busy mom - 06/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Newark

Today, I got a call from my kid’s school, saying my daughter had a minor accident on the playground. When they asked her who to call, she'd said, "My mom’s probably in a meeting. Call the pizza place, they always pick up." FML

I agree, your life sucks 170

You deserved it 422

Truancy

By Shauna - 08/11/2012 11:09 - United States

Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 520

You deserved it 2 599

By comphone - 19/11/2008 08:00 - France

Today, I went to work 300 miles away from where I live. I couldn't find my customer's address, so I decided to call him. I'd picked up my wireless house phone instead of my mobile. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 370

You deserved it 9 631

By Hannah - 17/06/2011 21:24 - Ireland

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 206

You deserved it 33 681

Numb

By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 449

You deserved it 1 722

Lost

By Sam - 17/11/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 374

You deserved it 80

Mother of the year

By Anonymous - 13/02/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter asked me if I could have the kids overnight, even though I’d babysat all day, all because she just got home and was too tired to make the drive to pick them up. She only lives two minutes away. I can see her house from my bathroom window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 600

You deserved it 142

By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 111

You deserved it 11 342

HuskyButt 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 19:25

"I lied, just because I am lazy, but I couldn't even do it right." Oh yeah, obviously your life is terrible.

babygraprefruit 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 19:30

Mother of the year of the year award goes to... (drum roll) ...Not you, you lazy bitch.

Comments

Sparkiee93 3

Thursday 10 December 2009 23:28

lol you're a jerk xD

ninjasmurf 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 23:31

lazy lazy u just go die..

ilcmj_fml 2

Thursday 10 December 2009 23:37

selfish much? it's just a 15 min ride. YDI for being a selfish bitch.

CitizenSnipz 0

Friday 11 December 2009 0:05

Fail. Jerk. Soon to be the top flop! YDI. they mightve not noticed though.

IambecomeRAWR 0

Friday 11 December 2009 0:08

to be as nice as i possible can, you seem too stupid to be having children... how can you be passing on genes like that?

AyeOhChelsea 0

Friday 11 December 2009 0:13

The FML doesn't say the daughter needed the "...'specialized' shoes..." for gym, another activity, or whatever else you can think of, now you're the one adding information to the FML. You are reading way to much into this. Hahahahaha, this FML is horrible, bad mommy...You Deserve It!

DecayDance_fml 0

Friday 11 December 2009 0:32

You couldn't be bothered to drive 15 minutes for your daughter? Your life does suck, but that's just because you're a jerk. I feel sorry for her.

heystephanie 0

Friday 11 December 2009 0:46

Even if the child is a teenager, that doesn't give the OP an excuse to be so selfish and not want to drive fifteen minutes to give her kid a pair of shoes. Yes, if it were a teenager they should know to wear the right shoes. However, teenagers are also human and do also sometimes forget things. I forgot a book at school one morning in the process of getting ready for the hour long drive to my school, and my mother still went out of her way to get the book to me after she got off of work. No, she didn't have to do it, but she did because she is my mom and cares enough about me to help me out if she can. If I forgot to take the right shoes to school and my grade depended on it, then of course my mother would try to get them to me.