Kids: Bad mom

Bad mom

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, my daughter's school called to inform me that I needed to bring her some sneakers. Not feeling like driving the 15 minutes to her school, I told them I was away from town. Then I realized I was on my house phone. FML

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By daughter - 05/08/2012 07:49 - United States - Kailua

Today, since I'm still recovering from my surgery and can't drive, my daughter drove me to the doctor. When I was done and walked outside, she was nowhere to be seen. Then I got a text, saying, "Sorry, I forgot I have to be somewhere." The closest bus stop to our house is miles away. FML

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By noway6000 - 03/03/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML

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Neglected

By Busy mom - 06/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Newark

Today, I got a call from my kid’s school, saying my daughter had a minor accident on the playground. When they asked her who to call, she'd said, "My mom’s probably in a meeting. Call the pizza place, they always pick up." FML

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You deserved it 422

Truancy

By Shauna - 08/11/2012 11:09 - United States

Today, I had to go to my daughter's school because she hasn't been going to class. Her teacher seemed surprised to see me with my husband when we arrived. Apparently I "died" recently and my daughter has had extra responsibility around the house, hence why she doesn't come to class. FML

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By comphone - 19/11/2008 08:00 - France

Today, I went to work 300 miles away from where I live. I couldn't find my customer's address, so I decided to call him. I'd picked up my wireless house phone instead of my mobile. FML

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You deserved it 9 631

By Hannah - 17/06/2011 21:24 - Ireland

Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML

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Lost

By Sam - 17/11/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my mom was on the phone while we went grocery shopping. Apparently, her phone call was more important because she just left me stranded in the store. FML

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Mother of the year

By Anonymous - 13/02/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter asked me if I could have the kids overnight, even though I’d babysat all day, all because she just got home and was too tired to make the drive to pick them up. She only lives two minutes away. I can see her house from my bathroom window. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2012 06:31

Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML

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HuskyButt 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 19:25

"I lied, just because I am lazy, but I couldn't even do it right." Oh yeah, obviously your life is terrible.

babygraprefruit 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 19:30

Mother of the year of the year award goes to... (drum roll) ...Not you, you lazy bitch.

Comments

RrubiksCuber 6

Tuesday 27 August 2013 23:32

Today, I was playing with my Barbies when I should've been getting ready for school, so I forgot my gym shoes at home. I'm a little shit and can't plan ahead, so I expected my mom to drop whatever she was doing and bring me my shoes so I don't get 2 points off my 4th grade gym grade. I mean, I am the center of the universe; everyone should focus on me, right? FML

DenBriZel 31

Tuesday 10 September 2013 11:36

Wow.... Lazy much? You're going to make your kid suffer (probably can't participate in pe which is FUN) just because you don't wanna drive 15 minutes. Wow, YDI for being selfish and setting a bad example.

EmilyJane718 12

Tuesday 31 December 2013 10:02

They might have thought that you forwarded your call to your cell. But I have to admit, that is VERY sad of you. What kind of parent are you? Obviously not a good one because you could have taken 30 minutes of you laying on your ass, to go help YOUR child.

LuvMyKidz03 5

Wednesday 19 March 2014 7:44

That's horrible .. You should be ashamed of your self!

CoriCat 25

Monday 24 March 2014 0:00

Wow. Glad I'm not your kid.

DarkDesire13 1

Thursday 8 May 2014 10:19

Could of said you forward your home phone calls to your cell when your out? Or maybe just do it and be a good parent

Drake_The_Dragon 23

Wednesday 8 October 2014 0:44

My mom drives 40 minutes to school and back home two times a day! That's 2 hours and 20 minutes every day, she would kill to drive 15 minutes each day!

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 16 November 2014 3:08

15 minutes isn't that big of a deal.

willowgrl 8

Friday 21 November 2014 13:58

Wonder how it will feel when you're in a nursing home and your daughter won't come visit u because she doesn't feel like driving that far.... Seriously it's people like u who shouldn't be allowed to procreate