Love: Bad sign

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By ITalkGood - 28/12/2009 00:37 - France

Today, I finally told my girlfriend I love her. She corrected my grammar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 786

You deserved it 10 024

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Not now, Dave

By randomdude3890 - 11/02/2015 04:58 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 341

You deserved it 38 137

By Anonymous - 23/06/2012 14:23 - Canada

Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 833

You deserved it 3 985

By womanlover12345 - 18/07/2011 16:05 - Spain

Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 682

You deserved it 8 855

By Ally - 27/09/2015 01:47 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 022

You deserved it 8 475

By Anonymous - 21/10/2018 16:00 - United States - Trenton

Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 287

You deserved it 245

By music man - 25/02/2012 00:50 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of two years that I love her. She replied, "Um, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just shut up?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 130

You deserved it 3 856

By Anonymous - 14/03/2015 11:04 - Netherlands - Dronten

Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 343

You deserved it 3 036

By Whatswrongwithme? - 03/11/2013 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 788

You deserved it 5 724

By Gus - 30/11/2012 19:30 - Canada - Richmond

Today, my girlfriend confronted me for forgetting to take the trash out. At some point during the argument, I tried to calm her down, and the words "I should of" escaped my lips. She spent the next ten minutes calling me stupid and laughing at how my grammar goes to hell when I'm distressed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 312

You deserved it 4 999

By Anonymous - 10/07/2019 06:15

Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 589

You deserved it 259

Pipistrello_fml 0

Monday 28 December 2009 9:15

Enjoy every word she says. The only woman I ever loved died 15 yeas ago this month. I'd give a lung to have her correct me just once more. Perspective.

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 28 December 2009 9:08

You lucky asshole. I'm willing to bet she proofread this FML for you.

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eatpussy 0

Monday 31 October 2011 13:16

Grammar nazi FTW

Storme 16

Saturday 7 April 2012 2:50

I agree, your life sucks, but you deserved it for being dense enough to grammatically mess up "I love you".

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 13 May 2012 18:14

What did you say? "I loves you much so"?

HitchHiker42 18

Sunday 18 November 2012 16:54

I'm sorry, but you deserved it. If you're going to say something like that, you have to say it right.

sdroze1389 31

Wednesday 1 January 2014 13:02

proper grammar be hard... Me no like. you school house rock?

SwimmerBoy16 15

Tuesday 21 January 2014 22:10

"BITCH, IM NERVOUS!"

Neckyl 6

Friday 7 February 2014 18:36

Uhhh, how did you say it, "Me love you"?

miriamfrank 22

Friday 17 April 2015 19:48

How do you manage to screw up "I love you"?

George159579 9

Friday 20 April 2018 16:33

What the hell did you say?

Maks Lesniewski 7

Friday 15 November 2019 10:49

Maybe I'm dumb, but how do you make grammar errors in "I love you"?

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Bad sign

Same thing different taste

Not now, Dave

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