Bad timing

By oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 494
You deserved it 3 465

Same thing different taste

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So that's why they called it gross-ery shopping... Aisle admit that that is very childish and shelf-ish of your boyfriend. I guess he just wan't expecting for you to Blow things out of proportion. And by things I mean chunks.

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onorexveritas 23

why didn't you say something?

Did you at least feel better afterwards?

KiddNYC1O 20

Did he know you weren't feeling well?

iamnikkinicole 3

If you puked that easily, you should've kept your butt home.

Darn you managed to miss him totally? Should have puked on him some too

Hey, OP here to clarify some things. I’ll admit, my boyfriend is exactly like an over-excited puppy haha. I mean I wasn’t feeling too bad, I just had an upset stomach and I told him about it, he just didn’t think when he grabbed me. He hit me right in the diaphragm, which cut my wind. It was when I was trying to get my wind back that my stomach decided it wasn’t putting up with my shit any longer I guess. He felt so bad afterwards, and obviously it wasn’t intentional. My boyfriend’s far from being a dick or anything, and he was very careful with me afterwards. Poor little excited puppy. How could I be mad? :) And of course I didn’t throw up on any food! That would’ve been the worse. We were actually in the frozen foods sections so everything was covered by doors. And even then, nothing actually got on the doors, I just made a nice puddle on the floor. Thankfully I felt better afterwards. I mean, my stomach did. My pride was at an all-time-low. I love how I started a breasts conversation with this though.

Might want to pick up a pregnancy test next trip, OP. Early pregnancy can show by unexpected barfing in public places. Hope you feel better.

I'm from Quebec too. Where are you from?! : D