Bad women's anatomy

By BreechInEducation - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he was a breech baby, which according to him meant that he born out of his mum's butthole. FML
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Top comments

safaeita 32

I guess this is just one of those things you believe as a kid and no one corrects you when you become an adult .

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Jared900DUmpling 30

I think he meant to say that he was a food baby. Anyway he sounds like he's probably full of shit

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Comments

kyu_Q 19

Seems like he has the bum holes mixed up

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slackoffalready 3

His school bully must have been Ramsey, that bastard.

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OhPuhleeze 23

ouch! that level of stupidity has to hurt..

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Carnaxa 8

the education system has failed your bf in so many ways lol

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ApplePie1994 27

He was from his mother's butt untimely ripp'd!

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naivemisanthrope 4

Hilarious Macbeth reference? Doubly delightful!

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itsCUZimBLACK 6

Does that mean your boyfriend is a really shitty person?

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manuwish 9

maybe he got the information that through the position, his mother suffered a rupture of both uterus and the underlying anal duct..the myth of their unlimited elasticity is also a tenacious one..

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edmunson 22

It's just sad how incredibly ******* stupid some people are. Even sadder that they can do things like drive, and even vote!

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TacoTheDank 27

*cough* and run for president *cough*

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Dennis200jr 6

I know how terrible it sounds but he was miss enformed a breach baby is when a guy you know in her butt but it comes out or(breaches) and goes in her ****** getting her pregnant. not sure why someone would call them self that

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InfiniteSunshine 32

And this is just as dumb as OP's boyfriend. A breech baby means the baby is upside down in the mother's womb. Meaning the baby's bum/feet are first, instead of their head.

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