Bad women's anatomy

By Anonymous - 03/05/2015 05:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Spicy
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that me switching to "super" sized tampons does not mean I've been having sex with other men with bigger penises, and that my vagina hasn't been "stretched bigger". FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 318
You deserved it 3 575

Same thing different taste

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Oh, tampons... The ultimate mystery for men.

Ask him what his excuse for using extra small condoms is.

Comments

Sandman2015 12

See guys this is why we can't have nice things. Fucko's like this woman's boyfriend making us all look stupid.

Totally agree 113. Plus there's the factor of how turned on the woman is. If she isn't aroused, or if she's feeling tense/nervous, she won't be as lubricated and therefore will feel "tight". So if somebody brags about how "tight" their girlfriend is, it's probably just because they haven't done a good job of turning her on.

"My ****** does not stretch, but I'm sure you wish your dick did."

Malaki691 15

Your boyfriend is an idiot

Dump his dumb ass and find someone with at least average intelligence and with a grain of common sense.

kilarbos 14

Tampons have kind of existed since ancient Egypt tho.

I'm 14 and have to use super size tampons. and my ****** hasn't gotten any bigger since I had to start. So.

Yep. Because everything always relates back to penis size.